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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 6:49:06 GMT -5
I popped in to do my normal 6 am skimming of the boards, and it would appear that Fasthands kind of went off the deep end. Not one thing in particular, but he was all over the place. Crying about heartache, wrestling, and even a little mma.
This happens from time-to-time on the boards, but I think he may be the first at the new place.
Grats Fasthands!
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Post by boboplata on Nov 22, 2016 6:50:52 GMT -5
I think their's a correlation between his Paul Heyman alt-account & his break-up with his girl. So yeah, it's a long, slow, 3 year breakdown culminating in him joining scientology.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 9:39:06 GMT -5
Jesus no. To be honest yea there's some stuff going on. But mostly I'm just posting it for the shits and giggles. Its like that self deprecating humour Louie CK does except I actually draw an audience and get laughs
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 9:43:06 GMT -5
I think their's a correlation between his Paul Heyman alt-account & his break-up with his girl. So yeah, it's a long, slow, 3 year breakdown culminating in him joining scientology. Let's just say a little birdy (one of the few that talk to me) told me that Paul Heyman may be seen on Sherdog or mmajunkie sometime soon ITS A SLOW BURN BABY!
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 10:45:38 GMT -5
I think their's a correlation between his Paul Heyman alt-account & his break-up with his girl. So yeah, it's a long, slow, 3 year breakdown culminating in him joining scientology. She didn't like the fact that I would threaten waitresses with the possibility of Brock Lesnar suplexing and F-5ing them. She said it was embarrassing to be seen with someone who impersonates a jewish wrestling manager and that I often took it too far.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 11:12:02 GMT -5
If you are gonna go a Lil cray, better here than on facebook lol.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 11:16:13 GMT -5
If you are gonna go a Lil cray, better here than on facebook lol. At least I haven't called her while drunk this time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 11:18:22 GMT -5
Aren't you like 26 or some young number like that?
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 11:25:12 GMT -5
Aren't you like 26 or some young number like that? Who me or Heyman? Because Heyman is like... old. Like 51 years old...
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Post by Tapout on Nov 22, 2016 12:06:31 GMT -5
First Kanye, not Fasthands?!
DAMN YOU ROGER!!
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 12:25:16 GMT -5
I just realized the Heyman account was made within a few days of me asking her out for the first time and being rejected...
It was a summer of heaven and a winter of hell...
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Post by Vlad on Nov 22, 2016 16:25:08 GMT -5
Millennialls are a fragile bunch.
I have a friend who is on the cusp. She gets very pissed when i call her a Millennial. She desperately wishes she was a Gen Xer, like myself and the other hip, cynical, cool cats.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 16:34:46 GMT -5
Millennialls are a fragile bunch. I have a friend who is on the cusp. She gets very pissed when i call her a Millennial. She desperately wishes she was a Gen Xer, like myself and the other hip, cynical, cool cats. I just wanted to shake things up on this here forum and now its turned into a public shaming of me! Eh, I deserve it. Last few days were probably the gayest shit I've ever done here.
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Post by matt on Nov 22, 2016 16:55:58 GMT -5
Millennialls are a fragile bunch. I have a friend who is on the cusp. She gets very pissed when i call her a Millennial. She desperately wishes she was a Gen Xer, like myself and the other hip, cynical, cool cats. I just wanted to shake things up on this here forum and now its turned into a public shaming of me! Eh, I deserve it. Last few days were probably the gayest shit I've ever done here. Were you also PWFS?!?!
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 17:26:51 GMT -5
No I was not PWFS. I didn't even know he exsisted until people started drawing comparisons.
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Post by matt on Nov 22, 2016 17:56:05 GMT -5
No I was not PWFS. I didn't even know he exsisted until people started drawing comparisons. Damn that sucks. I was hoping you were him .
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Post by Premier on Nov 22, 2016 18:02:54 GMT -5
Fasthands. Tell me a little about yourself. Age, location?
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 18:15:17 GMT -5
Fasthands. Tell me a little about yourself. Age, location? Stranger danger.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 18:17:07 GMT -5
No I was not PWFS. I didn't even know he exsisted until people started drawing comparisons. Damn that sucks. I was hoping you were him . The very few interactions I had with him on the Heyman alt was great. Its a shame he didn't post more frequently. I genuinely wonder if he was someones alt or if he was just his own dude having fun. If he was an alt I wanna know who. He did good work.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 18:23:05 GMT -5
If you guys want the truth the odd, cryptic posts from the last few days were a result of boredom. Much like my old Alt account. It started off as a joke, that I took a tad too far. I didn't have a mental breakdown. But I will admit I had a few beverages last night that added to the amount of retardation that I was posting on this board.
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Post by Premier on Nov 22, 2016 18:25:28 GMT -5
Any drugs?
I love posting fucked up.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 18:30:39 GMT -5
Hugs not drugs friend.
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Post by boboplata on Nov 22, 2016 18:35:36 GMT -5
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 18:38:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 7:51:12 GMT -5
Any drugs? I love posting fucked up. WE never would have guessed.
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Post by Lord Abortion on Nov 24, 2016 18:55:50 GMT -5
I just got over the worst withdrawal of my life. Pretty much anyway. I'm still kind of sick. Biggest bender I've ever been on. I actually came into a bit of money that I squandered completely but you can't live in the past. I spent a fucking embarrassing amount of money on drugs in the past month and a half though. More than I've made in some years. I'm not dead (somehow) though so I guess that's good. Kimi basically said I wasn't going to be able to stop. Now she says she wishes she would've said it sooner. Don't fucking tell me I can't do something. That's always been a thing for me. So the day she told me that I flushed three quarters of a gram down the toilet and haven't touched it since. It was the worst fight we've ever been in but it was worth it. It's actually the only major argument we've had in seven years. She basically just told me that I was killing myself and that I was being a coward. She was right, of course, but I fucking blew up. Then she said I couldn't stop doing the shit if I wanted to so I was like, "Oh yeah bitch? Watch this!" and flushed it. She said I'd buy more the next day but I didn't. Then she took care of me while I was sick. I really wish she would've called me out sooner. I really could've used that money but easy come, easy go. I don't think I can straddle that line between junkie and sober anymore, unfortunately. I did it for over a decade. Just kept shit around and did it when my stomach would hurt real bad. Maybe eventually but not for a long time. I haven't been actually sober like this since I was fourteen. I turned 30 the fourteenth of this month so I spent over half of my life on drugs. It's fucking weird, guys. It's really stupid I did that, too. I mean, my dad OD's and I decide to fucking follow suit I guess. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. There are people that depend on me and need me but I was being a selfish little bitch. I don't give two fucks about the money but that disappoints me. I've never been selfish a day in my life. I'm actually generous to a fault. Always have been. I guess I just didn't see what I was doing but if I really think about it, I did... I just didn't give a fuck. Not about Kimi or my mom (who is on oxygen and needs constant care) or my kid. I'm pretty ashamed of that. Today is the first day I've left the house. It fucking sucked. I feel like dog shit but it's not as bad as it was. One good thing with having Crohn's is that withdrawal if for pussies. I've been much, much sicker than this just not from drugs. Shit held on for like ten days and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't still there. I'm hot and cold at the same time. My skin crawls constantly. I can't put together more than a half an hour of sleep at a time. It's some weird shit but it's not as bad as the worst flare ups (only two that bad) that I've had. Off topic but I thought this was the cry baby thread so there it is. If there is anything The Lord is known for, it's resurrection, I'll be fine.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 19:40:30 GMT -5
Hugs, LA.
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Post by boboplata on Nov 24, 2016 19:52:54 GMT -5
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Post by Premier on Nov 24, 2016 20:09:06 GMT -5
So how much money we talking about here LA. Just out of curiosity so i can tell a story about i knew a guy who spent X amount on drugs during a bender and lived to tell about it.
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Post by Lord Abortion on Nov 24, 2016 22:41:19 GMT -5
About $20,000 unfortunately.
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