Seems like there's some kind of hysteria about diptards dressing up like clowns and walking around trying to scare people.
To the point that the police department in my nothin-happening town posted a warning that dressing up like a clown can get you arrested for terrorizing.
This is a really weird, freaky phenomenon. I always thought creepy clowns were hilarious. Anyone who ever saw the great film Killer Klowns From Outer Space might understand why.
But now it seems that there's a whole segment of people who think dressing up like a clown and walking through people's yards at night is a good, funny idea.
WTF? Are we getting THAT retarded?
Has anyone else noticed this strange shit?
And what would you do if you had a clown walk up on you in an aggressive-for-a-clown manner? I'm still not sure what my reaction would be. I think one needs a plan in place for such an event. Lacking a solid plan could get me killed by some psycho in a clown suit.
I think one of the most fundamental aspects of dressing up like a clown, that seems to be missed by those who are dressing up like clowns, is that you're really just putting on a disguise. A weird, colors clashing, fucked up in general, disguise.
I don't get the motivation really. But it's strange. No question about it.
I hope you get a chance to make your dream come true Canuklehead. I'm wondering how many of these fools taking a beating or get shot/stabbed it's going to take before it stops being "a thing".
Post by hammerfaust on Oct 6, 2016 12:56:26 GMT -5
It's one thing if they are on public property just trying to freak people out, but it's a completely different story if they are on my property... then the gloves come off, I'll fuck a clown up.
I've only heard of one case right over the border in Memphis. My size and ears are normally the first deterrent for trouble makers, but I've had a few morons get loud since I've lived in the midsouth. My NY accent and aggressive reaction is usually the next sign that they should take a walk. With the exception of one brief bar scrap, I've been pretty lucky. Assuming these things aren't detected by clown folk, I'll probably rely on a quick takedown, choke, and speedy departure before they wake up and know what happened. Don't want to throw hands at almost 38 years old and jeopardize my home, career, or family life.
I may be short, fat, and have a ton of gray hair...
I was just thinking more about this and I was going down the path of "I should probably grab their wallet and let the authorities know", but I quickly realized that I have no clue where a clown puts his wallet. Do they have a taint pocket or something?? Maybe they were clowny packs? I may need to study up on these potential threats...
I may be short, fat, and have a ton of gray hair...
I was just thinking more about this and I was going down the path of "I should probably grab their wallet and let the authorities know", but I quickly realized that I have no clue where a clown puts his wallet. Do they have a taint pocket or something?? Maybe they were clowny packs? I may need to study up on these potential threats...
So apparently in Maine up in Auburn, some guy dressed as a clown parked his SUV in front of some woman's house and proceeded to just sit there. She asked him to leave, and he held his hand up in the sign of a gun and mouthed the word "bang".
Since this was happening in Maine...
The woman reached into her bag and produced her own, actual gun, and trained it on said clown. He fled.
I do not get this at all, and am wondering when the first clown is going to get killed.
So apparently in Maine up in Auburn, some guy dressed as a clown parked his SUV in front of some woman's house and proceeded to just sit there. She asked him to leave, and he held his hand up in the sign of a gun and mouthed the word "bang".
Since this was happening in Maine...
The woman reached into her bag and produced her own, actual gun, and trained it on said clown. He fled.
I do not get this at all, and am wondering when the first clown is going to get killed.
So apparently in Maine up in Auburn, some guy dressed as a clown parked his SUV in front of some woman's house and proceeded to just sit there. She asked him to leave, and he held his hand up in the sign of a gun and mouthed the word "bang".
Since this was happening in Maine...
The woman reached into her bag and produced her own, actual gun, and trained it on said clown. He fled.
I do not get this at all, and am wondering when the first clown is going to get killed.
Did you read the story, dude drove up to clown, got out of car, blasted at him, got in and left. One thing if the clown is threatening you, but now they hunting them?
This fake news shit is gonna get people more nervous
You can see in their body language that they were not ready for people to close in on them. The one clown with the jester hat instantly wanted nothing to do with them.
I may be short, fat, and have a ton of gray hair...
While that story is fake, I will wager the first moron clown that gets shot will be by a black dude. I don't think black people like clowns and won't find being scared all that funny.
I find it sick, twisted, and fukin hysterical. I'm not clowning around. Ive always loved evil clowns. Had a rubber mask in my early teens. I and buddies would go around at night and tap on windows, when folks looked out, they'd see 3 or 4 us idiots standing there just staring. That was like 84 or 85....no fukin way I'd do that in 2016...
I find it sick, twisted, and fukin hysterical. I'm not clowning around. Ive always loved evil clowns. Had a rubber mask in my early teens. I and buddies would go around at night and tap on windows, when folks looked out, they'd see 3 or 4 us idiots standing there just staring. That was like 84 or 85....no fukin way I'd do that in 2016...
Haha - you were asking to get shot. Tap on someone's window without a clown costume on and you are asking for trouble but with some fucking clown makeup/mask? It's on. I am going to be able to catch a clown and will pepper spray their face, taze and beat them silly if I don't kill them.
Jackel - I will buy you a clown suit if you promise to walk around at night with it on.
I find it sick, twisted, and fukin hysterical. I'm not clowning around. Ive always loved evil clowns. Had a rubber mask in my early teens. I and buddies would go around at night and tap on windows, when folks looked out, they'd see 3 or 4 us idiots standing there just staring. That was like 84 or 85....no fukin way I'd do that in 2016...
Haha - you were asking to get shot. Tap on someone's window without a clown costume on and you are asking for trouble but with some fucking clown makeup/mask? It's on. I am going to be able to catch a clown and will pepper spray their face, taze and beat them silly if I don't kill them.
Jackel - I will buy you a clown suit if you promise to walk around at night with it on.
Lol...without a doubt in my top 10 stupid bear tricks.
Post by purerockfury on Oct 7, 2016 3:13:59 GMT -5
My son is completely freaked the fuck out over this shit. All of his baseball team mates were also scared. The only thing I told them was that there is no way some moronic clown is going to come into our little hick town and scare people. It just isnt going to happen. They will get beat or shot. I could almost guarantee the clowns will be scared shit less of the hillbillies.
local agency here put out a press release that it is not okay to shoot clowns just for being dressed as a clown... that being said the agency i dispatch for arrested a guy dress as a clown for aggravated assault and threat the other night...
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