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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2017 17:54:22 GMT -5
So, for those in the legal states.. Who wants to mail me some Edibles? Obviously, I'll pay and there will be a nice shiny nickle for ya. You can't get in trouble so why not make 5 cents?
It is either that or I have to drive 3 to 3.5 hours to grab some.
Be a pal OD Refugees...
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Post by Fasthands25 on Sept 11, 2017 18:00:05 GMT -5
So, for those in the legal states.. Who wants to mail me some Edibles? Obviously, I'll pay and there will be a nice shiny nickle for ya. You can't get in trouble so why not make 5 cents? It is either that or I have to drive 3 to 3.5 hours to grab some. Be a pal OD Refugees... You sound like a narc bro? You a cop? You gotta tell us if you're a cop or else its entrapment.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2017 18:14:10 GMT -5
Lol. Sending from a legal state isn't illegal, is It? I'm not a cop.... muahhh hahahaha
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Post by Angelo on Sept 11, 2017 18:47:21 GMT -5
Lol. Sending from a legal state isn't illegal, is It? I'm not a cop.... muahhh hahahaha You can't send interstate legally, even if both states it is legal in. You can't send intrastate via USPS or UPS. UPS because all packages are routed thru Atlanta, even if you are mailing to your neighbor 100ft away making all their packages interstate. USPS because it is a federal agency. You can legally send intrastate via FedEx/DHL (assuming you are mailing from a location it'll go thru one of their sorting centers in the state), but they may have corporate regulations that say no.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2017 20:15:50 GMT -5
I've UPSed several ounces to myself over the years. The idea of drug dogs hitting on a 1/4 properly encased in a tub of peanut butter always cracked me up. Because: they can't smell it.
PB is not xray proof though. So using that method to try and bring it on a plane is not wise.
I used a large container of pb, took a perfect cylinder out of the middle, leaving several inches on the bottom, vacuum sealed the bag, put that in another bag, then put it in the jar, covered the hole back over, microwave that shit for 15 seconds (no longer than that as you don't want to cook the weed or melt the jar), gorilla glued the foil/paper freshness seal paper back on, throw it in the freezer.
The cooling of the pb causes it to contract and vacuum seal the freshness seal back on. Makes it look authentic AF. Then take that gorilla glue again and line the threads of the cap with it. Seal it closed.
Next, you head over to the stove. You get yourself a frying pan, some pepper, and some olive oil. Turn the stovetop to low medium heat. Place the frying pan on the stove top. Drop in your olive oil and your pepper. Get some asparagus. Lightly saute it. Throw it on a plate. Pour yourself a nice big glass of iced tea. Eat the asparagus. Drink the iced tea. This next part really is the most crucial part.
You take your sealed up jar into the back yard, put it on the ground and piss that stank ass asparagus piss all over that thing. Really saturate the label. Air dry. Air dry that shit.
Grab some gloves, toss that jar in the box. Throw a couple other things in there too. I like to create a peanut butter theme. I buy peanut butter-filled snack cakes that are only available in my region, as well as peanut butter cookies. This makes it look like I just really like peanut butter, and might be a bit partial to my own region's snack cakes and cookies.
I also make sure that the return address is written as:
Guy Who Hates You 54321 Contact Rd. STFU, JKL 90210
If you follow these instructions to the letter, you're still on your own. Because I'm not sending you anything Floyd.
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Post by peAk on Sept 11, 2017 21:40:06 GMT -5
Off topic but on the topic of weed....
I get randomly tested at work but would love to smoke every ONCE in a while. It's been over 15 years at least since I have.
Is there anything out there that TRULY works for piss tests? Like if I smoke on Fri and test as soon as say...Monday?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 5:46:53 GMT -5
Off topic but on the topic of weed.... I get randomly tested at work but would love to smoke every ONCE in a while. It's been over 15 years at least since I have. Is there anything out there that TRULY works for piss tests? Like if I smoke on Fri and test as soon as say...Monday? Get a friend's pee...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 5:59:55 GMT -5
I've UPSed several ounces to myself over the years. The idea of drug dogs hitting on a 1/4 properly encased in a tub of peanut butter always cracked me up. Because: they can't smell it. PB is not xray proof though. So using that method to try and bring it on a plane is not wise. I used a large container of pb, took a perfect cylinder out of the middle, leaving several inches on the bottom, vacuum sealed the bag, put that in another bag, then put it in the jar, covered the hole back over, microwave that shit for 15 seconds (no longer than that as you don't want to cook the weed or melt the jar), gorilla glued the foil/paper freshness seal paper back on, throw it in the freezer. The cooling of the pb causes it to contract and vacuum seal the freshness seal back on. Makes it look authentic AF. Then take that gorilla glue again and line the threads of the cap with it. Seal it closed. Next, you head over to the stove. You get yourself a frying pan, some pepper, and some olive oil. Turn the stovetop to low medium heat. Place the frying pan on the stove top. Drop in your olive oil and your pepper. Get some asparagus. Lightly saute it. Throw it on a plate. Pour yourself a nice big glass of iced tea. Eat the asparagus. Drink the iced tea. This next part really is the most crucial part. You take your sealed up jar into the back yard, put it on the ground and piss that stank ass asparagus piss all over that thing. Really saturate the label. Air dry. Air dry that shit. Grab some gloves, toss that jar in the box. Throw a couple other things in there too. I like to create a peanut butter theme. I buy peanut butter-filled snack cakes that are only available in my region, as well as peanut butter cookies. This makes it look like I just really like peanut butter, and might be a bit partial to my own region's snack cakes and cookies. I also make sure that the return address is written as: Guy Who Hates You 54321 Contact Rd. STFU, JKL 90210 If you follow these instructions to the letter, you're still on your own. Because I'm not sending you anything Floyd. I'm actually looking for candy like stuff (funny, hard candy) not brownies or cookies so I wouldn't expect someone to make me a batch or send some weed. I can get weed. Problem is that I keep it in the building so the only time I can spark up is when it is dark or else neighbors or kids will see. I'm not keeping it or smoking it in the house with my kid, that is a deal I made with my wife. I could keep the candy in my safe and pop one whenever I want. It hurts me that you wouldn't send me anything though.... Not really, I get it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 8:46:47 GMT -5
The risk is far too high. It could cost me millions of dollars. Literally. cloudup.com/iMSWYPkBBlfThose are the rules I'm going to be operating under.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 9:10:21 GMT -5
Unless one was dumb enough to put thier return address on the package, the only party that would be at risk would be the receiving side, no?
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Post by HumanAgent on Sept 12, 2017 9:57:54 GMT -5
Lol. Sending from a legal state isn't illegal, is It? I'm not a cop.... muahhh hahahaha You can't send interstate legally, even if both states it is legal in. You can't send intrastate via USPS or UPS. UPS because all packages are routed thru Atlanta, even if you are mailing to your neighbor 100ft away making all their packages interstate. USPS because it is a federal agency. You can legally send intrastate via FedEx/DHL (assuming you are mailing from a location it'll go thru one of their sorting centers in the state), but they may have corporate regulations that say no. Legally via FedEx? Their main hub is in Memphis. Or are you talking FedEx Ground? The most secure way is USPS Priority best if weighs under 13 ounces. No signature required and you get a tracking number.
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Post by HumanAgent on Sept 12, 2017 10:09:23 GMT -5
I wouldn't expect anyone who has a legitimate MMJ business or recreational to send anything. Not worth the risk.
From what I can tell from personal experience, California has the better variety of edibles. I've seen stuff from California I've not seen in Colorado even though I'm always in the Denver area and prefer Colorado.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 10:09:44 GMT -5
Lol. Sending from a legal state isn't illegal, is It? I'm not a cop.... muahhh hahahaha You can't send interstate legally, even if both states it is legal in. You can't send intrastate via USPS or UPS. UPS because all packages are routed thru Atlanta, even if you are mailing to your neighbor 100ft away making all their packages interstate. USPS because it is a federal agency. You can legally send intrastate via FedEx/DHL (assuming you are mailing from a location it'll go thru one of their sorting centers in the state), but they may have corporate regulations that say no. You can't ship interstate legally. Period.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 10:22:14 GMT -5
Unless one was dumb enough to put thier return address on the package, the only party that would be at risk would be the receiving side, no? Pretty sure they would just confiscate it unless it is a buttload. Can't trace sender unless you out your name and address. One would think
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 10:30:19 GMT -5
Unless one was dumb enough to put thier return address on the package, the only party that would be at risk would be the receiving side, no? Pretty sure they would just confiscate it unless it is a buttload. Can't trace sender unless you out your name and address. One would think That's what I pretty much figured. I was waiting for Jackal to both, clarify and make corrections.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 11:36:52 GMT -5
If there is video footage (which there usually is at a UPS store) the return address is not important at all.
USPS uses high speed x-ray and drug dogs. So do the private carriers.
A small amount is not worth the man hours needed to prosecute (if we're being completely honest here).
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Post by Angelo on Sept 12, 2017 16:14:00 GMT -5
You can't send interstate legally, even if both states it is legal in. You can't send intrastate via USPS or UPS. UPS because all packages are routed thru Atlanta, even if you are mailing to your neighbor 100ft away making all their packages interstate. USPS because it is a federal agency. You can legally send intrastate via FedEx/DHL (assuming you are mailing from a location it'll go thru one of their sorting centers in the state), but they may have corporate regulations that say no. Legally via FedEx? Their main hub is in Memphis. Or are you talking FedEx Ground? The most secure way is USPS Priority best if weighs under 13 ounces. No signature required and you get a tracking number. FedEx doesn't send all their packages to their main hub like UPS does, like FedEx Ground for regional shipping yeah. As long as the initial sorting facility is in the same state that you are sending from, it is legal. However even though it is technically legal, you may be agreeing when using FedEx/DHL to a contract that says no marijuana. As for most secure, no idea. I'm guessing packing it into food products and sending via FedEx ground as they check the fewest packages. Pack it among non-thc edibles. So like if you wanted someone to send you brownies or caramels, send a batch of actual brownies/caramels intermingled with the laced stuff (but know the pattern). That way if they do detect it there a chance they'll test a clean one and think it was a false positive. But that is just a fucking guess. However the question was to legality, and even intrastate shipping via USPS is illegal because any package being shipped thru USPS falls under interstate law, and UPS falls under interstate law because it always breaks the borders. Of course there is an exception for Georgia, but I don't think it is legal there. You can't send int erstate legally, even if both states it is legal in. You can't send int rastate via USPS or UPS. UPS because all packages are routed thru Atlanta, even if you are mailing to your neighbor 100ft away making all their packages interstate. USPS because it is a federal agency. You can legally send int rastate via FedEx/DHL (assuming you are mailing from a location it'll go thru one of their sorting centers in the state), but they may have corporate regulations that say no. You can't ship interstate legally. Period. That's what I wrote, look.... There is an exception for if you to receive marijuana via USPS if you have a license under the IND program though.
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Post by maillesdad on Sept 12, 2017 20:16:50 GMT -5
Legally via FedEx? Their main hub is in Memphis. Or are you talking FedEx Ground? The most secure way is USPS Priority best if weighs under 13 ounces. No signature required and you get a tracking number. FedEx doesn't send all their packages to their main hub like UPS does, like FedEx Ground for regional shipping yeah. As long as the initial sorting facility is in the same state that you are sending from, it is legal. However even though it is technically legal, you may be agreeing when using FedEx/DHL to a contract that says no marijuana. As for most secure, no idea. I'm guessing packing it into food products and sending via FedEx ground as they check the fewest packages. Pack it among non-thc edibles. So like if you wanted someone to send you brownies or caramels, send a batch of actual brownies/caramels intermingled with the laced stuff (but know the pattern). That way if they do detect it there a chance they'll test a clean one and think it was a false positive. But that is just a fucking guess. However the question was to legality, and even intrastate shipping via USPS is illegal because any package being shipped thru USPS falls under interstate law, and UPS falls under interstate law because it always breaks the borders. Of course there is an exception for Georgia, but I don't think it is legal there. You can't ship interstate legally. Period. That's what I wrote, look.... There is an exception for if you to receive marijuana via USPS if you have a license under the IND program though. Jackel, For clarification, UPS does not ship all packages through Atlanta. They ship it the shortest distance possible. If it is being shipped to an in state destination, it won't leave the state. Also, Atlanta is not the location of the main hubs.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 20:20:49 GMT -5
Just to be clear here, in case no one already mentioned it, shipping it from state to state is not legal. No matter what.
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Post by Angelo on Sept 12, 2017 21:23:54 GMT -5
FedEx doesn't send all their packages to their main hub like UPS does, like FedEx Ground for regional shipping yeah. As long as the initial sorting facility is in the same state that you are sending from, it is legal. However even though it is technically legal, you may be agreeing when using FedEx/DHL to a contract that says no marijuana. As for most secure, no idea. I'm guessing packing it into food products and sending via FedEx ground as they check the fewest packages. Pack it among non-thc edibles. So like if you wanted someone to send you brownies or caramels, send a batch of actual brownies/caramels intermingled with the laced stuff (but know the pattern). That way if they do detect it there a chance they'll test a clean one and think it was a false positive. But that is just a fucking guess. However the question was to legality, and even intrastate shipping via USPS is illegal because any package being shipped thru USPS falls under interstate law, and UPS falls under interstate law because it always breaks the borders. Of course there is an exception for Georgia, but I don't think it is legal there. That's what I wrote, look.... There is an exception for if you to receive marijuana via USPS if you have a license under the IND program though. Jackel, For clarification, UPS does not ship all packages through Atlanta. They ship it the shortest distance possible. If it is being shipped to an in state destination, it won't leave the state. Also, Atlanta is not the location of the main hubs. When did that change? I know as of 5 years ago every package that started and ended with UPS went thru Atlanta regardless of distance to ship. Went from where you shipped it from, to Atlanta where it transferred to the appropriate truck/plane to various regional sorting facilities, to either final destination or another smaller regional facility then the final destination. I always thought i was stupid but they found it more cost-effective that way going so far to having the largest fleet of Cessna Caravans to support all those short haul flights. Just to be clear here, in case no one already mentioned it, shipping it from state to state is not legal. No matter what. I mentioned that immediately, as did Vale. Along with intrastate shipping via USPS also being illegal.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2017 22:28:10 GMT -5
Trolled the troll. Day complete.
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Post by Angelo on Sept 12, 2017 23:22:30 GMT -5
Trolled the troll. Day complete. You were wrong though, it isn't "no matter what", you can legally ship/receive marijuana inter/intrastate via the USPS if you have a federal license from the IND program, but there are only 4 of them left at the moment.
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Post by agrappleaday on Sept 12, 2017 23:37:15 GMT -5
Jackel, For clarification, UPS does not ship all packages through Atlanta. They ship it the shortest distance possible. If it is being shipped to an in state destination, it won't leave the state. Also, Atlanta is not the location of the main hubs. When did that change? I know as of 5 years ago every package that started and ended with UPS went thru Atlanta regardless of distance to ship. Went from where you shipped it from, to Atlanta where it transferred to the appropriate truck/plane to various regional sorting facilities, to either final destination or another smaller regional facility then the final destination. I always thought i was stupid but they found it more cost-effective that way going so far to having the largest fleet of Cessna Caravans to support all those short haul flights. Just to be clear here, in case no one already mentioned it, shipping it from state to state is not legal. No matter what. I mentioned that immediately, as did Vale. Along with intrastate shipping via USPS also being illegal. I'll be damned... you've been aware of it all this time!
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Post by Angelo on Sept 12, 2017 23:42:18 GMT -5
When did that change? I know as of 5 years ago every package that started and ended with UPS went thru Atlanta regardless of distance to ship. Went from where you shipped it from, to Atlanta where it transferred to the appropriate truck/plane to various regional sorting facilities, to either final destination or another smaller regional facility then the final destination. I always thought i was stupid but they found it more cost-effective that way going so far to having the largest fleet of Cessna Caravans to support all those short haul flights. I mentioned that immediately, as did Vale. Along with intrastate shipping via USPS also being illegal. I'll be damned... you've been aware of it all this time! hahah whoops, spelling error there.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 8:32:13 GMT -5
Trolled the troll. Day complete. You were wrong though, it isn't "no matter what", you can legally ship/receive marijuana inter/intrastate via the USPS if you have a federal license from the IND program, but there are only 4 of them left at the moment. In case no one has mentioned it, it's illegal no matter which way you shake it.
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Post by Angelo on Sept 13, 2017 15:48:59 GMT -5
You were wrong though, it isn't "no matter what", you can legally ship/receive marijuana inter/intrastate via the USPS if you have a federal license from the IND program, but there are only 4 of them left at the moment. In case no one has mentioned it, it's illegal no matter which way you shake it. You want to troll and stay uninformed fine, or you can apply for an IND permit and receive marijuana from and to any state you want. Chances are your application will sit there ignored though
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 15:58:18 GMT -5
In case no one has mentioned it, it's illegal no matter which way you shake it. You want to troll and stay uninformed fine, or you can apply for an IND permit and receive marijuana from and to any state you want. Chances are your application will sit there ignored though Well isn't this wrapped in a nice package and bow? He's uninformed and trolling but a simple application can prove him wrong but if he never gets the permit then it is because they would ignore it. It is scary to think what goes through your head...
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Post by Angelo on Sept 13, 2017 16:14:17 GMT -5
You want to troll and stay uninformed fine, or you can apply for an IND permit and receive marijuana from and to any state you want. Chances are your application will sit there ignored though Well isn't this wrapped in a nice package and bow? He's uninformed and trolling but a simple application can prove him wrong but if he never gets the permit then it is because they would ignore it. It is scary to think what goes through your head... The question was about legalities. Interstate is legal only with an IND permit/license, in all other cases it is illegal because interstate shipping falls under federal law. It isn't a "in all situations it is illegal". If it was then Elvy Musikka would be in prison right now but she's been receiving marijuana occasionally via USPS for about 40 years legally. There are three other current permit holders that can too. If you want the simplest legal way, just have a seller in your state ship via a regional independent shipper. Most of them don't have policies that would restrict it as long as you comply with state laws, and you wouldn't be breaking the federal laws.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2017 16:18:06 GMT -5
Trolled the troll. Day complete. You were wrong though, it isn't "no matter what", you can legally ship/receive marijuana inter/intrastate via the USPS if you have a federal license from the IND program, but there are only 4 of them left at the moment. No matter what. Because: You don't have that shit. And you don't know anyone who does, either.
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Post by Angelo on Sept 13, 2017 17:03:10 GMT -5
You were wrong though, it isn't "no matter what", you can legally ship/receive marijuana inter/intrastate via the USPS if you have a federal license from the IND program, but there are only 4 of them left at the moment. No matter what. Because: You don't have that shit. And you don't know anyone who does, either. I never said I knew them personally. Why don't you google Compassionate Investigational New Drug program and educate yourself. You can also google Barbara Douglass, Irving Rosenfeld, Elvy Musikka, and George McMahon. They all hold IND licenses which makes their use of marijuana legal on the federal level.
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