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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 15:13:51 GMT -5
^^^ I'm waiting for Jackhole to explain that his failures to comprehend stark differences between "comparable" (LOL) situations he brings up, are just subtle NUANCES that we, the unwashed non-Pedo State grads, simply cannot understand.
Take it from here, Angelo....
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 17:03:39 GMT -5
I have a fucking hemorrhoid on my a-hole the size of a grape (pretty sure it's not herpes). Good god is it damn uncomfortable to do anything and everything (taking a shit is proving be a near death experience). Never had them before... but holy hell is this going to be a lesson for me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In case you wanted to try to call me a pussy, I got a wisdom tooth pulled on my lunch break with no Novocain… so fuck you.
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Post by Premier on May 30, 2018 17:11:28 GMT -5
I have a fucking hemorrhoid on my a-hole the size of a grape (pretty sure it's not herpes). Good god is it damn uncomfortable to do anything and everything (taking a shit is proving be a near death experience). Never had them before... but holy hell is this going to be a lesson for me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In case you wanted to try to call me a pussy, I got a wisdom tooth pulled on my lunch break with no Novocain… so fuck you. I never had one until last year. Got two of them fuckers at different times. Prep H. The cooling gel one worked well. I remember being scared.... first one at almost 40 years old. Didn't know what it was until I looked it up online. Thats not a google search I would recommend.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 18:18:43 GMT -5
I have a fucking hemorrhoid on my a-hole the size of a grape (pretty sure it's not herpes). Good god is it damn uncomfortable to do anything and everything (taking a shit is proving be a near death experience). Never had them before... but holy hell is this going to be a lesson for me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In case you wanted to try to call me a pussy, I got a wisdom tooth pulled on my lunch break with no Novocain… so fuck you. I never had one until last year. Got two of them fuckers at different times. Prep H. The cooling gel one worked well. I remember being scared.... first one at almost 40 years old. Didn't know what it was until I looked it up online. Thats not a google search I would recommend. Ya, just don't click images. If anyone is in norcal and wouldn't mind draining it for me, I will buy you a beer.
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Post by HumanAgent on May 30, 2018 18:45:08 GMT -5
I have a fucking hemorrhoid on my a-hole the size of a grape (pretty sure it's not herpes). Good god is it damn uncomfortable to do anything and everything (taking a shit is proving be a near death experience). Never had them before... but holy hell is this going to be a lesson for me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In case you wanted to try to call me a pussy, I got a wisdom tooth pulled on my lunch break with no Novocain… so fuck you. The pussification of America continues.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2018 20:38:38 GMT -5
I have a fucking hemorrhoid on my a-hole the size of a grape (pretty sure it's not herpes). Good god is it damn uncomfortable to do anything and everything (taking a shit is proving be a near death experience). Never had them before... but holy hell is this going to be a lesson for me to eat more fiber and drink more water. In case you wanted to try to call me a pussy, I got a wisdom tooth pulled on my lunch break with no Novocain… so fuck you. The pussification of America continues. Just because your b hole could be used as a catchers mitt doesn’t allow you to judge me.
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Post by slaytan on May 31, 2018 4:26:10 GMT -5
Anyone losing sleep over Rosanne being a dumb dumb and getting canned? She seems like she's hell bent on self sabotage. Her quote was stupid, racist and reprehensible. Too bad she brought the other actors on the show down with her though. I'd like to see another network pick up the show, and allow her a few guest appearances.
I'm NOT gonna hold my breath waiting for Kimmel & Company -- and those bleeding cunts on The View -- to get fired for calling Trump an orange Cheeto and/or an orangutan (sp?), though.
'Cuz, you know, only white people and conservative males can be crude, insensitive, hate-filled and racist.
Right?
Her quote was NOT racist or stupid. It was a most apt and hilarious comparison. People laughed at George W for looking like a chimp -he did. Roseanne made a funny joke, and everyone is acting like Rod and Todd Flanders after they see dinosaur jesus
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Post by slaytan on May 31, 2018 6:07:57 GMT -5
Right now jackel is glad for Roseanne diverting attention from what an ass he was making of himself in this thread
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 8:08:18 GMT -5
Kyle- get a bedet. They are cheap, clean, and reduce the occurence of hemmorhoids.
I had one from the makers of The Squatty Potty (which you should also get to help with your condition). It is called Refreshhhh-it.
If you crank that fucker up to half blast and line it up right it can also give you an enema.
I got rid of it a few months ago because we upgraded to one of those Japanese toilet seats that are heated and warm the water being projected at your poop chute, and they have a blow dryer on them for after you have washed yourself. It cost as much as your wife's boobs, but was worth every penny. I haven't needed toilet paper in months.
The refresh-it is only $30 though and can be installed in ten minutes. Get one. And never speak of this to me again.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 8:51:05 GMT -5
All "protests" are the same? They should all be treated the same? Jackel never ceases to amaze with his ability to top his prior performances of stupidity. No, I was talking about non violent civil disobedience, like in the video I posted, like what Robinson was doing. Many of you seem to only support civil disobedience when the person doing it shares your views. It is hypocritical. There is no hypocrisy dick weed. You are comparing a dude interviewing people to a VIOLENT protest. My remarks were crystal clear, I was talking about VIOLENT gatherings and how police should crack skills. I mentioned in my post that even the article you presented said there was VIOLENCE. You are missing a key word here, VIOLENCE. You can try to claim after the fact whatever you want but it doesn't make it hypocrisy if I qualify it by stating police should break up VIOLENT protests. You are a fucking imbecile.
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Post by johncfc on May 31, 2018 8:52:52 GMT -5
Apparently Fat Mike of NOFX made a crude comment while onstage in Vegas over the weekend.
Something along the lines of at least it was country music fans and not punk fans killed during the Vegas shooting.
Too soon?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 8:52:55 GMT -5
Kyle- get a bedet. They are cheap, clean, and reduce the occurence of hemmorhoids. I had one from the makers of The Squatty Potty (which you should also get to help with your condition). It is called Refreshhhh-it. If you crank that fucker up to half blast and line it up right it can also give you an enema. I got rid of it a few months ago because we upgraded to one of those Japanese toilet seats that are heated and warm the water being projected at your poop chute, and they have a blow dryer on them for after you have washed yourself. It cost as much as your wife's boobs, but was worth every penny. I haven't needed toilet paper in months. The refresh-it is only $30 though and can be installed in ten minutes. Get one. And never speak of this to me again. straining because of hard stool is what give you hemorrhoids. How would a bedet help that? I can see other reasons for getting one but to help with hemorrhoids doesn't seem like a benefit. I may be missing something though.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 8:53:37 GMT -5
Apparently Fat Mike of NOFX made a crude comment while onstage in Vegas over the weekend. Something along the lines of at least it was country music fans and not punk fans killed during the Vegas shooting. Too soon? What demographic are punk fans? I need this info before agreeing.
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Post by johncfc on May 31, 2018 8:54:41 GMT -5
Apparently Fat Mike of NOFX made a crude comment while onstage in Vegas over the weekend. Something along the lines of at least it was country music fans and not punk fans killed during the Vegas shooting. Too soon? What demographic are punk fans? I need this info before agreeing. Ask Jackel. He knows everything about anarchists.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 9:17:51 GMT -5
Kyle- get a bedet. They are cheap, clean, and reduce the occurence of hemmorhoids. I had one from the makers of The Squatty Potty (which you should also get to help with your condition). It is called Refreshhhh-it. If you crank that fucker up to half blast and line it up right it can also give you an enema. I got rid of it a few months ago because we upgraded to one of those Japanese toilet seats that are heated and warm the water being projected at your poop chute, and they have a blow dryer on them for after you have washed yourself. It cost as much as your wife's boobs, but was worth every penny. I haven't needed toilet paper in months. The refresh-it is only $30 though and can be installed in ten minutes. Get one. And never speak of this to me again. straining because of hard stool is what give you hemorrhoids. How would a bedet help that? I can see other reasons for getting one but to help with hemorrhoids doesn't seem like a benefit. I may be missing something though. What you're missing is that they are continually irritated each time you wipe. They will heal faster (if no surgery is required) if they are kept clean and not subject to abrasion. Plus- the enema thing wasn't a joke. Getting water in there help the hard shit soften and leave without ripping you a new one.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 10:01:08 GMT -5
straining because of hard stool is what give you hemorrhoids. How would a bedet help that? I can see other reasons for getting one but to help with hemorrhoids doesn't seem like a benefit. I may be missing something though. What you're missing is that they are continually irritated each time you wipe. They will heal faster (if no surgery is required) if they are kept clean and not subject to abrasion. Plus- the enema thing wasn't a joke. Getting water in there help the hard shit soften and leave without ripping you a new one. lol. Yeah, makes sense.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 11:32:55 GMT -5
What you're missing is that they are continually irritated each time you wipe. They will heal faster (if no surgery is required) if they are kept clean and not subject to abrasion. Plus- the enema thing wasn't a joke. Getting water in there help the hard shit soften and leave without ripping you a new one. lol. Yeah, makes sense. Worth noting that is the first time in my life I have ever used the term "hard shit" to actually refer to fecal matter, and also the first time I have ever used the term rip you a new one in such a literal sense.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 12:43:48 GMT -5
Anyone losing sleep over Rosanne being a dumb dumb and getting canned? She seems like she's hell bent on self sabotage. I bet her show ends up on Fox just like Tim Allen's did. Although, maybe not if the Disney purchase is finalized because Disney also owns ABC. Which might be a good reason to not let that deal go through.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 17:27:44 GMT -5
Something's on TV tonight about the Roseanne show, or so my wife tells me...
Let's see, TV executives will be there to bless whatever deal gets made in this shakedown. Barr will issue another public Mea Culpa, and write a PRIVATE 7-figure check to various Negro causes (gee, can I still say Negro? Hey, I capitalized it, that shows respect, right? God, I hope so).
The suits will get an assurance of no demonstrations outside their corporate offices, and NO boycotts against their ad clients. BLM will stand down along with the other extortionists, and the fans will all be happy.
I think that about covers it. Did I leave anything out?
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 17:43:09 GMT -5
A little dab of aquaphor or Neosporin on the bum in between keeping your asshole squeaky clean will help.
In regards to Roseanne: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Funny thing is...rememebr when she was under fire back in the 90s for the national anthem Deal? The same people giving her shit for this now would be loving it if she pulled that again imo. What a bizzaro world we live in. If I was a celeb, someone else would be running all my social media. Just too much risk when you are faded or in a bad mood.
That all being said, bitch did look like planet of the apes.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 17:45:36 GMT -5
Anyone losing sleep over Rosanne being a dumb dumb and getting canned? She seems like she's hell bent on self sabotage. Her quote was stupid, racist and reprehensible. Too bad she brought the other actors on the show down with her though. I'd like to see another network pick up the show, and allow her a few guest appearances.
I'm NOT gonna hold my breath waiting for Kimmel & Company -- and those bleeding cunts on The View -- to get fired for calling Trump an orange Cheeto and/or an orangutan (sp?), though.
'Cuz, you know, only white people and conservative males can be crude, insensitive, hate-filled and racist.
Right?
I know I give you some shit on here but spot on. Solid post and fully agree.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2018 19:43:55 GMT -5
She should have went crazy rant and then claim her Twitter got hacked. If I fucked up that bad, I would give my friend the password and tell him to go to town with racist tweets and change the password so it looks legit.
Now you have plausible deniability.
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Post by vegeta420z on May 31, 2018 22:01:51 GMT -5
Kyle- get a bedet. They are cheap, clean, and reduce the occurence of hemmorhoids. I had one from the makers of The Squatty Potty (which you should also get to help with your condition). It is called Refreshhhh-it. If you crank that fucker up to half blast and line it up right it can also give you an enema. I got rid of it a few months ago because we upgraded to one of those Japanese toilet seats that are heated and warm the water being projected at your poop chute, and they have a blow dryer on them for after you have washed yourself. It cost as much as your wife's boobs, but was worth every penny. I haven't needed toilet paper in months. The refresh-it is only $30 though and can be installed in ten minutes. Get one. And never speak of this to me again. I think he's hitting on you Kyle.
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Post by vegeta420z on May 31, 2018 22:04:31 GMT -5
straining because of hard stool is what give you hemorrhoids. How would a bedet help that? I can see other reasons for getting one but to help with hemorrhoids doesn't seem like a benefit. I may be missing something though. What you're missing is that they are continually irritated each time you wipe. They will heal faster (if no surgery is required) if they are kept clean and not subject to abrasion. Plus- the enema thing wasn't a joke. Getting water in there help the hard shit soften and leave without ripping you a new one. Oh yeah he's definitely hitting on you kyle
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 6:28:43 GMT -5
Her quote was stupid, racist and reprehensible. Too bad she brought the other actors on the show down with her though. I'd like to see another network pick up the show, and allow her a few guest appearances.
I'm NOT gonna hold my breath waiting for Kimmel & Company -- and those bleeding cunts on The View -- to get fired for calling Trump an orange Cheeto and/or an orangutan (sp?), though.
'Cuz, you know, only white people and conservative males can be crude, insensitive, hate-filled and racist.
Right?
I know I give you some shit on here but spot on. Solid post and fully agree. Cool, but what happens when I refer to our ex-Commander-in-Chief as America's First Affirmative Action President?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 10:37:38 GMT -5
I know I give you some shit on here but spot on. Solid post and fully agree. Cool, but what happens when I refer to our ex-Commander-in-Chief as America's First Affirmative Action President?
Well, it's a tad bit more humorous than 90% of your other material regarding these matters. I get that you don't care for the guy, I don't either. But I don't care for him due to his actions. And you will only hear me shit on him for his actions. You seem to get off on talking about the guy if we were back in the good ole 1950s or some shit. It becomes sad after a certain point. You seem more intelligent than that.
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Post by Comrade Question on Jun 1, 2018 11:15:03 GMT -5
I know I give you some shit on here but spot on. Solid post and fully agree. Cool, but what happens when I refer to our ex-Commander-in-Chief as America's First Affirmative Action President?
You basically call him a nigger ("mulatto in chief") on the regular with no blowback, so why should anything else you say raise any eyebrows here?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 14:39:42 GMT -5
Cool, but what happens when I refer to our ex-Commander-in-Chief as America's First Affirmative Action President?
You basically call him a nigger ("mulatto in chief") on the regular with no blowback, so why should anything else you say raise any eyebrows here? Fuck you, you simpleton. I called him a Mulatto because he is one....as a sarcastic clarification of the Left's celebratory chants about our "first black" president.
So, you equate the term "mulatto" with the racial insult "nigger"?
You're an imbecile, looking for an argument. Go find one, and consult a dictionary while you're at it.
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Post by Angelo on Jun 1, 2018 15:41:28 GMT -5
You basically call him a nigger ("mulatto in chief") on the regular with no blowback, so why should anything else you say raise any eyebrows here? Fuck you, you simpleton. I called him a Mulatto because he is one....as a sarcastic clarification of the Left's celebratory chants about our "first black" president.
So, you equate the term "mulatto" with the racial insult "nigger"?
You're an imbecile, looking for an argument. Go find one, and consult a dictionary while you're at it.
Because you meant it as an insult crackhead.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2018 15:54:11 GMT -5
Fuck you, you simpleton. I called him a Mulatto because he is one....as a sarcastic clarification of the Left's celebratory chants about our "first black" president.
So, you equate the term "mulatto" with the racial insult "nigger"?
You're an imbecile, looking for an argument. Go find one, and consult a dictionary while you're at it.
Because you meant it as an insult crackhead.
So, you're reading minds now? I'm surprised that a well-educated guy like you hasn't found a way to cash in on that.
Because if you would, maybe your girl wouldn't have to work long hours at the bakery....while you swing your e-dick on the 'net, writing checks your ass could never cash.
You poor, insignificant and ineffective little eunuch.
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