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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 14:10:27 GMT -5
Well, well, well, look who's back? And back just in time to present all of you pussies the opportunity to get the piss beat out of you again.
I will soon be embarking on a voyage to Make America Great! Not Make America Great Again, because anyplace that provides Jackel with a roof over his head was never great to begin with.
I will driving with the family to Myrtle Beach, S.C., and am willing to beat the piss out of any of you deadbeats during my voyage. All that I require is for you to PM me your DL, and the beating can commence.
I hope all of you have been well in my absence, but look forward to smacking the shit out of all y'all! I've been working out on my heavy bag, so training won't be an issue for me. However, if you can find a local MMA gym to host the beating I am sure to give you, it would be appreciated. So much so, that I will buy a beer for you afterwards to show there are no hard feelings.
I look forward to my mailbox to fill quickly with DL's,
johncfc
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Post by Baph on Mar 6, 2017 14:27:51 GMT -5
New phone who dis?
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Mar 6, 2017 14:38:07 GMT -5
No homo but you are the one poster I have seriously missed from the OD... Glad you found this place, jamesod thought you were to stupid to find it.
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Post by Tapout on Mar 6, 2017 14:44:39 GMT -5
No homo but you are the one poster I have seriously missed from the OD... Glad you found this place, jamesod thought you were to stupid to find it. *too
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 14:45:03 GMT -5
You dare to ask who dis?
Who dis?
I'm the guy who's gonna make Stickman's stroking of the rioters look like your mother stroking CaveBear!
I'm the guy who slapped the shit out of the president of Nike because his shoes fell apart when Jackel was pounding the pavement looking for work!
And I'm the only guy who showed up at the Anchor Bar in Reno to beat the piss out of ROV, who didn't show up because he was at the lake with his kids!
Now, I'm going to ask one more time, PM me your DL, or shut the fuck up!
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 15:00:06 GMT -5
No homo but you are the one poster I have seriously missed from the OD... Glad you found this place, jamesod thought you were to stupid to find it. No Spencer, but thanks. I've missed this place, and jamesod is in line for a serious beating. Haven't you been deported yet?
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Post by Fasthands25 on Mar 6, 2017 15:55:14 GMT -5
Find IMSAYIN. He's always up for a good thrashin!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2017 15:58:50 GMT -5
Not the real Johncfc
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 16:21:50 GMT -5
You dare question the validity of my claims? I'm the guy who started the anti-gastropub club because Jackel pissed BLS off so much taking about duck jizz. I'm the guy who watched the twin towers fall, and gave so little fucks I went to Tower Records and bought the new Slayer album. I'm the guy who jerked off while my female cousin got pounded in the next room! Now, are you going to PM me your DL, or shut your fucking hole?
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Post by Fasthands25 on Mar 6, 2017 16:38:23 GMT -5
You dare question the validity of my claims? I'm the guy who started the anti-gastropub club because Jackel pissed BLS off so much taking about duck jizz. I'm the guy who watched the twin towers fall, and gave so little fucks I went to Tower Records and bought the new Slayer album. I'm the guy who jerked off while my female cousin got pounded in the next room! Now, are you going to PM me your DL, or shut your fucking hole? I don't know what the bigger travesty was, 911 or Slayer's God Hates Us All...
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Post by Baph on Mar 6, 2017 16:54:19 GMT -5
Assisting with the manual stimulation of a disabled veteran is an act of national heroism.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 17:42:04 GMT -5
Assisting with the manual stimulation of a disabled veteran is an act of national heroism. You know as well as I do that CaveBear is more than capable of wanking with his one arm. Actually, let me reword that. You know, and I will take your word for it. I have no idea if Richard Kimble's nemesis can jerk off still and I don't want to know. Now, whether or not he can get a boner while on the junk is another matter altogether.
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Post by Premier on Mar 6, 2017 18:59:13 GMT -5
You missed Rov. He was here for the first day of the Forum. Made 8 post and never came back.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2017 19:28:33 GMT -5
You missed Rov. He was here for the first day of the Forum. Made 8 post and never came back. You know as well as I do that ROV always makes an appearance when his name is mentioned. I expect a reply from him within 24 hours. Otherwise, I'm going to Reno baby! First stop, the Anchor Bar!
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Post by Spencer on Mar 6, 2017 21:21:41 GMT -5
Oh great.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2017 18:16:10 GMT -5
It's almost been 24 hours since I called ROV out. I'd say I'm starting to worry about him, but seeing as I really couldn't care less about him, there's no point in pretending.
Where the fuck you at ROV?
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Post by Premier on Mar 8, 2017 14:59:23 GMT -5
Didn't he give you his cell phone number last time to coordinate the fight?
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Post by johncfc on Mar 8, 2017 17:09:25 GMT -5
Didn't he give you his cell phone number last time to coordinate the fight? Nah, it wasn't actually me who was going to fight ROV (or most of the other things listed above). I believe it was Unky_Ricky. Let's just put it this way. If it was me, ROV would have taken a worse beating than Tony would have in UFC 1!
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Post by matt on Mar 8, 2017 19:21:50 GMT -5
You missed Rov. He was here for the first day of the Forum. Made 8 post and never came back. You know as well as I do that ROV always makes an appearance when his name is mentioned. I expect a reply from him within 24 hours. Otherwise, I'm going to Reno baby! First stop, the Anchor Bar! Was that the thing inside the bar that Rover kept talking about? Cause I'm pretty sure the bar was called the hangar...
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Post by ToNoAvail on Mar 8, 2017 19:30:11 GMT -5
You know as well as I do that ROV always makes an appearance when his name is mentioned. I expect a reply from him within 24 hours. Otherwise, I'm going to Reno baby! First stop, the Anchor Bar! Was that the thing inside the bar that Rover kept talking about? Cause I'm pretty sure the bar was called the hangar... Pretty sure it was, like, "decorative" cobbwebs on the ceiling. Probably to cover and hide the real spider infestation above, in that shithole.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 8, 2017 19:34:24 GMT -5
Was that the thing inside the bar that Rover kept talking about? Cause I'm pretty sure the bar was called the hangar... Pretty sure it was, like, "decorative" cobbwebs on the ceiling. Probably to cover and hide the real spider infestation above, in that shithole. Damnit, it was the Hangar and not the Anchor. And I do remember spiderwebs or something mentioned for the decor. Regardless, I'm still waiting for someone to PM me their DL. Jamesod, where you at?
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Post by matt on Mar 8, 2017 19:42:39 GMT -5
Was that the thing inside the bar that Rover kept talking about? Cause I'm pretty sure the bar was called the hangar... Pretty sure it was, like, "decorative" cobbwebs on the ceiling. Probably to cover and hide the real spider infestation above, in that shithole. Thats much gheyer than I had initially imagined...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2017 12:10:28 GMT -5
You really want to do this after the whooping you took last year?
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Post by johncfc on Mar 9, 2017 14:41:18 GMT -5
You really want to do this after the whooping you took last year? If you consider repeatedly slamming your nose into my fist, then I guess you gave me a whooping last year. My confidence in giving you an even worse beating this year is stronger than Budo's (RIP) belief in Machida-San!
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