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Post by Baph on Feb 5, 2017 18:46:26 GMT -5
Coke - The National Anthem in 10 different languages, hijabs, preachy, utopian multi-culturalist propaganda. Quit ram-rodding obesity, diabetes, and neo-marxism down our fucking throats, Coke. Get bent.
Coke later comes out with a Coke + Food commercial that's dramatically more effective.
Ford - Nobody likes being stuck. Hilarious medley of accidents put to old motown music. Outstanding.
Google - Take me home. This smart tower that transitions humanity into the Matrix. Solid.
Avocados - Funny secret society. Solid.
Mobile Strike - stuff with Arnold continues to deliver some nice stuff. Surprising for a shitty free app.
Envoy - another battle app, with a stellar commercial, star studded, high production value, interesting.
Skittles - through the window for Katie was pretty clever. I like that they pushed it further and involved cops and robbers.
Air BnB - "we accept" face morphing ad directly trolling the immigration freeze, hyper political, blatant lecturing.
Honda - talking celeb yearbook photos was really well done.
Journey84 - literally just watched a full scale propaganda short romanticizing illegally sneaking into a country. Jesus fucking christ.
Unabashed confession: I dig Gaga. Was a decent halftime show. Not amazing, like Prince, but decent. Kind of corny when she kept jumping off of shit, but I guilty pleasure like her music. And the fact that she kept her mouth shut and didn't take things political was refreshing and surprising, honestly. Well done.
Audi - ludicrous gender equality soap box downhill race commercial with comical strawman patriarch argument. Get fucked, Audi.
T Mobile - Martha Stewart and Snoop with a bunch of cheeshy pot jokes . . . A for effort. Then they had the weird phone sex, 50 shades, sado mass thing. Not bad T Mob.
Kia - Eco warrior with Melissa McCarthy tragic attempts to save the whales, trees, rhinos, ice caps, where posting a dumb sign is "helping" but nature does what it's going to do anyway and she ends up getting severely injured or killed in each scene. Hilarious, unintentional satire at it's finest.
Pretty cool finale commercial with the military guys in virtual reality sitting with families at the game.
Overall score is pretty sub par this year, no real standouts, no laugh out loud moments, a bit disappointed, much like the first 3 quarters of this game. Lots of political messaging and propaganda, but surprisingly not from Gaga. Overall score C.
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Post by Angelo on Feb 5, 2017 18:54:26 GMT -5
Coke - The National Anthem in 10 different languages, hijabs, preachy, utopian multi-culturalist propaganda. But that is America, hell we don't have an official language for just that reason.
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Post by slaytan on Feb 5, 2017 19:47:10 GMT -5
Coke - The National Anthem in 10 different languages, hijabs, preachy, utopian multi-culturalist propaganda. But that is America, hell we don't have an official language for just that reason. Shut up fuckrod. We don't have an official language because the founders thought it was a no brainer to put that on paper, given that every single document produced by them was in English
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Feb 5, 2017 20:03:30 GMT -5
Pretty lame so far. Good game though
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Post by Baph on Feb 5, 2017 20:11:20 GMT -5
Pretty lame so far. Good game though Pats can't run, Atlanta can . . . the game in a nutshell.
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Post by locogato11283 on Feb 5, 2017 20:23:01 GMT -5
This halftime show is awful.
This bitch sucks.
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Post by Faydee on Feb 6, 2017 9:45:03 GMT -5
more than half shitty commercials and shitty political commercials... fuck that noise... and Jackal get fucked
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Post by slaytan on Feb 6, 2017 10:07:10 GMT -5
I'm surprised Jackassl didn't come back with some dumb shit about "E pluribus unum"
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Post by slaytan on Feb 6, 2017 10:09:04 GMT -5
This halftime show is awful. This bitch sucks. I only watched the last minute or so. She really isn't very talented or attractive, but she is very business savvy. Sounds like she decided against making it into a commie "fuck America" production like B. Yawnsay
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Post by slaytan on Feb 6, 2017 10:11:36 GMT -5
From what I saw, the commercials were subversive garbage too, like they always are, but I didn't really watch them. Like every other game, I get a beer/ smoke dope/ piss/ or do a dumbell set during them. I saw part of a very typically feeble commercial for Tide detergent. I guess they know it's mostly women watching the commercials
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Post by PatSox on Feb 6, 2017 21:02:06 GMT -5
Pretty lame so far. Good game though Pats can't run, Atlanta can . . . the game in a nutshell. When you can just have THIS guy throw it 60 plus times, who needs to fucking run?
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Post by ToNoAvail on Feb 6, 2017 21:48:30 GMT -5
I didn't chuckle at a single commercial nor did I find any of them heartwarming or endearing. Pretty bland across the board.
I don't like Lady Gaga but figured she'd belt it out like crazy and put on some fun theatrics, and again, mehh. She danced quite a bit and the deafening music played over her voice. Overall I found the whole thing very, very uninspiring.
Fantastic game however, witnessing history was a lot of fun. Two offensive juggernauts blundered separate halves and defenses stepped up when they weren't really expected to, all while still putting on a show that came down to the wire. Good stuff.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Feb 6, 2017 23:05:36 GMT -5
I always preferred Pepsi.
I drive a ford, 2012 mustang. Its mine. Got it for a steal, only 12000 km on it and got it for a real good price. Love that fuckin thing. Just sucks that it can't drive in the snow, and Vancouver/Burnaby is experiencing it's worst winter in YEARS.
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Post by Baph on Feb 7, 2017 1:10:40 GMT -5
Overall found the commercials to be two things:
One, increasingly political and politically correct, specifically. Coke, Air BnB, Audi, and Journey84 were all just overtly, ridiculously, preachingly political to the point it was almost embarrassing. I mean what the fuck ever happened to subtlety? Just beaten over the head with a social justice guilt trip . . . oh, and buy fucking Coke, assholes.
Two, conservative. No, not politically, obviously, but conceptually. Just playing it safe. Where was the hilarity, the ingenuity, the genius we've grown accustomed to in the world famous super bowl commercials, the most watched television event on the planet where coveted ad placement goes for millions of dollars and is worked on by top agencies for months to make a riveting, lasting impression on over 100-million potential customers at one time? Fucking phoned it in this year, gang.
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Post by ToNoAvail on Feb 7, 2017 1:33:33 GMT -5
I expected heavy liberal political undertones(the ultimate media cheapshot), so they were no surprise but it also takes me back a bit, just how greatly the agenda is being force-fed.
This is the superbowl, I don't need political B.S embedded within. I didn't ask for it, I didn't seek it out, so FUCK OFF. I'm here to enjoy a premier sporting event, THAT'S IT.
The audacity is astounding.
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Post by Baph on Feb 7, 2017 1:46:01 GMT -5
Honestly it was the whole show. We got Harry Belafonte the communist activist reading to us in the intro, then the all-black college HOF, then 4 or 5 really heavy-handed social justice propaganda commercials, and I'm certain they fully expected Gaga to do some psycho libtard raving and put the icing on that cake, just like they expected the Blacklanta Falcons to symbolically fist fuck the New England Trumptriots. I saw a shit load of people who can't tell a football from a bowling ball rooting for the Falcons last night and I know precisely why it was happening. Thank fucking GOD the 4th quarter went down the way it did . . . I'm about a nanometer away from swearing off the fucking NFL. It's a bunch of thugs with good lawyers as it is. MAGA.
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Post by ToNoAvail on Feb 7, 2017 3:28:22 GMT -5
Honestly it was the whole show. We got Harry Belafonte the communist activist reading to us in the intro, then the all-black college HOF, then 4 or 5 really heavy-handed social justice propaganda commercials, and I'm certain they fully expected Gaga to do some psycho libtard raving and put the icing on that cake, just like they expected the Blacklanta Falcons to symbolically fist fuck the New England Trumptriots. I saw a shit load of people who can't tell a football from a bowling ball rooting for the Falcons last night and I know precisely why it was happening. Thank fucking GOD the 4th quarter went down the way it did . . . I'm about a nanometer away from swearing off the fucking NFL. It's a bunch of thugs with good lawyers as it is. MAGA. I was genuinely blown away that they let Bush toss the coin. When first announced it, I thought, "they" let this happen? There must be a mistake. It was moreso, "We'll give you this, but just watch what we're about to do". Bush makes a lot more sense now. He's about to check out anyways and doesn't really strike a chord these days. So, even steven, right? And I'm pretty sure I read they specifically asked Gaga not to get political. Smart. She still did, but not disgustingly so, but in undertones for sure. I'll never step away from the NFL, but I don't have a problem in haulting my interest with media oulets, apparel purchases and storylines that do not directly affect the play on the field. Sports and politics should NEVER blend together, period. There's rarely anything "courageous" about it in the modern era. It's usually nothing more than self righteous sentiment loaded with hollow babble. Bleh.
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Post by hammerfaust on Feb 7, 2017 12:41:08 GMT -5
Meh... the commercials sucked this year, and not for any political content, they were just not interesting/funny/memorable.
I did not think Lady Gaga was political at all, in undertones or otherwise. I do think she has an incredible voice, I didn't think much of her until I heard her on Howard Stern, it was just her and a piano and her voice was impressive.
I don't think anyone outside of New England wanted the Patriots to win again... ugh. I was at a work conference in Florida 2 weeks ago with people from all over the country and not one of them that I talked to was rooting for the Patriots.
I have to give them credit, but I can't fucking stand them. But I did win on one of my pools, so that helped...
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