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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 29, 2018 0:39:39 GMT -5
Nothing because she is with another man... Probably applying some Preparation H to him right now. In a home depot bathroom perhaps?
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Post by Premier on Jul 29, 2018 17:51:48 GMT -5
So I had surgery on Wednesday. The anesthesia and the meds always clogged me up. This is my 3rd surgery ever and it's always the same. Can't shit for a couple of days. This time I got an hemorrhoid from trying to unsuccessfully take a shit for 3 days. Some Preparation H will sure feel good right about now. My wife is asking me to let her apply some for me since I can't reach. Love her for that. Do whatever for her man. But dam, man, I don't want to put her through that. That's like the loss of innocence to me. We been together for 8 years, so we are way past the stage of me farting and shitting in front of her. But I feel this is on a whole new level. Wish I could post a poll from my cell. The question will be "Would you let your woman apply some Preparation H for you? Preparation H: What true love looks like. Jesus. I must had made this post high out of my mind on pain meds. Couple of days after getting 4 screws in my spine. They gave me some good shit......but for the life of me, I don't remember making this post. Lol.
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Post by wvpunchdrunk on Jul 29, 2018 20:46:13 GMT -5
Sitting in the parking lot of a grocery store I just read thru this whole thread. As I was reading it..it was playing out in my head like an episode of LetterKenney. Don't tell me opiates don't cause creativity.
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Post by slaytan on Jul 30, 2018 15:14:32 GMT -5
My woman will do anything except stop being a bitch
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