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Post by FAQer on Oct 18, 2016 23:29:27 GMT -5
Okay, I'm giving another Gas Station Dick Pill a try. I've confirmed that Boss Lion 9000 is a solid product, but now we're trying out Blue Rhino 7. As usual, I took half the capsule this evening, and I'll take the rest tomorrow. I've already had one boner that could classified as "extra beefy". Unfortunately, my oldest friend in the world decided to surprise visit me by driving in from Atlanta, so my opportunities to pound the old lady will be scarce. Never would have popped a GSDP if I knew he was coming to town, but that's another story.
Updates to follow.
FYI- The Blue Rhino 7 was about $9.50, whereas the Boss Lion was $8. Expecting...Big things 😯
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2016 23:52:05 GMT -5
Show the lady your enhanced meat sleeve and maybe she let you slip in a few 5 minute rounds of fury.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 11:48:16 GMT -5
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
If that product is aptly named Faq, your wife is in for a really good time.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 19, 2016 12:13:49 GMT -5
Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now. If that product is aptly named Faq, your wife is in for a really good time. HAAA!!! I forgot how awesome the Bloodninja conversations were!!! I remember the old thread. I actually printed them and took them in the bathroom at my old job so I didn't use up phone data lol
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Post by peAk on Oct 19, 2016 12:55:21 GMT -5
HAHAHA
good stuff
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Post by Premier on Oct 19, 2016 14:18:55 GMT -5
Jesus.....I need to get on that.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 20, 2016 8:43:16 GMT -5
Ok, this one wins. By far. Rhino 7 Platinum 5000. I woke up this morning and damn near crippled my wife. It's like my dick was mad at her. Boss Lion was good, but this was another realm. It's actually been almost 48hrs since I took the first half, and 12hrs since I took the second half. Still working like a charm. Definitely worth grabbing if you're just looking to spice up for a few days. I'll post a pic of the packaging so you can be sure you're getting the right one.
My gas station doctor/scientist stressed the fact that you never want to buy them if the pill doesn't come in the little plastic pill container. The ones without the pill case are fakes.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2016 9:47:38 GMT -5
Well I know what I'm picking up on the way home this evening...
My girl just got her hair done bluish grey and picked up some fake pair of glasses to rock. She looks different to me know, I keep catching myself staring at her. And any of you that's been in a decade long relationship...that's a game changer.
I'm thinking game changer × GSDP = Almost strange.
I may be on to something here.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 20, 2016 9:53:53 GMT -5
You will NOT regret it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 7:29:46 GMT -5
1* for abbreviating Gas Station Dick Pills in the thread title.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 21, 2016 9:27:51 GMT -5
Rhino 7 is still working three days later. Raging boners, when stimulated. Other than the fact that I humped a half a roll of toilet paper for twenty minutes last night, I've experienced no side effects so far.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 21, 2016 9:29:32 GMT -5
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Post by Premier on Oct 28, 2016 14:20:33 GMT -5
Single guys, do not feel left out of the GSDP trend. Get yourself a Rhino and have a fun Friday night with some beers and some good porn.
Jerk off marathon.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Oct 28, 2016 14:23:55 GMT -5
I wish we had these in Canada
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Post by Premier on Oct 28, 2016 14:26:50 GMT -5
Specially with you being "fast hands" and all.....
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Post by FAQer on Nov 2, 2016 15:17:20 GMT -5
My wife ate a car seat to the forehead from an 7ft high closet shelf. Had a concussion for the last week. She's hinted that I may be on the receiving end of a catch up raping tonight. Hit my spot at lunch and just popped half a Rhino 7 Platinum 5000.
In the words of the great Al Bundy...
Let's Rock
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2016 15:49:07 GMT -5
How are these while drinking?
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Post by FAQer on Nov 2, 2016 16:57:55 GMT -5
Probably turns your liver into liquid shit, it's had no impact as far as I can tell. Probably helps if anything, since they just seem to give a boost in all areas, once stimulated.
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Post by Canuklehead on Nov 2, 2016 17:39:56 GMT -5
I wish we had these in Canada We do, just not at gas stations. Find the nearest sex toy shop and they should have them
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Post by Fasthands25 on Nov 2, 2016 21:00:40 GMT -5
I wish we had these in Canada We do, just not at gas stations. Find the nearest sex toy shop and they should have them Excellent.
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Post by FAQer on Nov 3, 2016 8:39:35 GMT -5
Didn't tell her I took one this time, but she wasn't mad last night or this morning when she found a Louisville Slugger hanging out in the bed.
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