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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 16, 2021 17:48:37 GMT -5
...And everyone's invited. *bring your own covid*
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 18, 2021 12:42:00 GMT -5
Starting with the AWA documentary. I've always preferred old skool stuff over new stuff. Music, movies, MMA and especially pro wrestling. Early stuff like Dick the Bruiser vs. Verne Gagne back in the 1950's at Madison Square Garden,that's what its all about. Verne eventually started the AWA, which was pretty much the 1st major wrestling promotion on the national scene. I watched the 1st disc so far. 2 disc set. Its pretty good, interviews with all the top players from the scene back then. And it does a good job covering the history of the original "wrestling territories" and the formation of the NWA, which was basically like a governing body for all of pro wrestling back in the 60's and 70's. 4 of 5? All I can say is that I found the documentary to be both informative, and entertaining. I was worried that Vince being as gay as he is, would bury the old Territory libraries after he purchased them back in the early 2000's. But im glad he didn't, because now I have something to watch since this ESPN deal ruined my ability to watch the UFC. I think disc 2 is matches. I've seen most of the matches on YouTube already, so I'll probably watch them on Tuesday nite because I still DVR Raw and fast watch it on Monday's.
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Post by MMAJim on Jan 19, 2021 9:49:10 GMT -5
Makes sense that Mr Perfect alone gets a two-disc set. You have gold if you get his workout at the U of Minnesota indoor football complex.
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 20, 2021 12:05:54 GMT -5
Makes sense that Mr Perfect alone gets a two-disc set. You have gold if you get his workout at the U of Minnesota indoor football complex. Mr. Perfect has to be my all time favorite pro wreslter. Probably because he was making his WWF run with the perfcet gimmick while i was growing up, so i was always seeig his matches every weekend on Wwf Superstars. God dang the 90's was a heck of a time to be alive. Peak humanity. Lol Perfect was so unselfish in the ring, the way he'd over-the-top sell his opponent's moves made the matches so entertaining! And it really put his opponents over as well. He really was Perfect, except for that OD. Dang, that one hit hard, especially since Rude passed away not that long prior. His perfect promos are some of the most memorable. I always remember the one where he's giving Wade Boggs batting advice. Lol I watched the Brusier Brody dvd last nite. And you could say that Brody and Perfect were literal polar opposites. Brody never sold any of his opponent's offense, ever. Probably the most selfish guy in the business, but god damn the fans loved him.
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 23, 2021 13:18:34 GMT -5
Party Vittles
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 24, 2021 12:05:02 GMT -5
The Infamous Cage Match Between Bruiser Brody and Lex Luger:
This match took place in Florida sometime in 1987... A year before Brody was murdered by Invader #2 in Puerto Rico during a contract dispute.
Brody always insisted on calling the in-ring action during all of his matches, and he didn't like selling his opponent's offense.
Apparently a rookie Lex Luger didn't get the memo, because here he is in the cage with Brody and Lex is trying to call the action and work in some offense.
Brody doesn't appreciate this, so he decides to quit working, mid match...
Lex talks about his infamous cage match with Brody:
Bonus video: Bruiser Brody vs. Texas Red( the Undertaker pre-wwf)
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 25, 2021 13:08:35 GMT -5
Koloff: "Delivering Russian Sickle Better Than Cumming."
Before there was Fayydoorz, there was Nikita.
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 28, 2021 13:30:07 GMT -5
Uh oh, someone got an ice cream hangover. I hear the best remedy for a hangover is to eat more ice cream as soon as you wake up... be careful though, because I hear that's also the best way to end up in Ice-creamaholics anonymous...
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 29, 2021 13:21:49 GMT -5
So I'm gonna use Bruiser Brody, and Nikita Koloff's Russian chain to segue over to... the New Dark Order, the arrival of the Exalted one, and the dog-collar chain-match for the AEW TNT championship.
I was really enjoying the feud between Brody Lee and Cody Rhodes. It really was the best thing AEW had going at that moment.
The rubber match would've been great, too bad Brody Lee died so young.
Exalted one arrives, and its not Doof Hardy, thank god:
Brody Lee's first promo. Its supposed to be a reference to Vince McMahon and his domineering habits:
Brody Lee's AEW in-ring debut:
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 29, 2021 13:28:15 GMT -5
Brody Lee destroys Cody Rhodes, wins TNT championship:
Brody Lee's last match... dog collar match to defend his TNT belt in a rematch against Cody Rhodes pt. 1:
Dog collar match for TNT championship pt. 2:
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 30, 2021 11:57:15 GMT -5
Hans, get ze shovel! ..
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 5, 2021 12:16:11 GMT -5
Well, your boy Verbal Knit's been relegated to foot patrol. Yep, I love me some snow, but this year it was just too much for the truck to deal with. My rear caliper went pop when I was muscling out of a snow ditch. Good news? Your boy Verbal gets to train like Rocky Balboa now while the dealership brings my 4 wheeled mechanical stead back to full strength.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 7, 2021 13:28:11 GMT -5
Fast food drive-thru worker: "how can I help you?"
Hulk Hogan: "gimme the Yappa Pie Indian Punishment Strap #1 combo."
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Post by Fasthands25 on Feb 7, 2021 19:56:38 GMT -5
Fuckin love the old school shit.
Gonna spark a couple after the Superbowl and go retro mode tonight me thinks.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 8, 2021 22:42:12 GMT -5
Some vatos showed up to the party, eh. . .
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 10, 2021 18:47:01 GMT -5
Fuckin love the old school shit. Gonna spark a couple after the Superbowl and go retro mode tonight me thinks. Old school wrestling is where it's at. YouTube is a gold mine. Its a shame I never got Stampede Wrestling down here in the states when I was a kid. Seems like you guys had some good shit up there back in the day. Flyin' Brian Discussing social injustices... Flyin' Brian gonna "Pillmanize" some fools.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 11, 2021 22:30:00 GMT -5
The snow finally melted, so the tow truck came and did the job today. *please stay tuned for more thrilling content while we hear this short message from our sponsors*
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 13, 2021 16:16:36 GMT -5
Ok, some real talk here, guys.
I've gotta problem, and I need your help.
So I've decided to quit my day job as an exterior plumber, and I've decided to go back to school.
That's right.
Since Biden is president now, and everything is gonna be free and paid for, I figure right now is the best time to go back and get my education.
Only problem? Well, I can't decide which school to pick.
That's why I need your help, OD.
Help me pick which school to attend....
Alright, so I've got it narrowed down to the 2 schools that would benefit me the most...
First up:
The Power Plant
*PROS* - guaranteed contracts - extra five minutes before class starts. - excellent way to get fast-tracked into the New World Order, which would be awesome.
*CONS* - I'd have to live in a shithole like Atlanta or some other shithole in Florida. - eastern time zone is gay. - people on the east coast are dumb and have stupid accents.
And now for some video tours of the campus and personnel...
Professionally filmed tv advertisement:
Personnel:
Mission statement and curriculum:
Continued...
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 13, 2021 16:29:51 GMT -5
Back To School Pt. 2
Alright, so the next school is the one I'm leaning towards.
I dunno, sometimes you just have that gut feeling.
So here it is...
Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer's Professional Wrestling School
*PROS* - Buzz Sawyer always keeps it kayfabe. - Buzz Sawyer really knows how to kick back and relax after school is out. - joining a satanic cult has always been a lifelong dream of mine.
*CONS* - school is located in BIS(bum-infested shitstain) Sacramento Commiefornia. - Buzz might take your tuition money and spend it on drugs and then overdose and die before you even get to attend his university.
Video Tutorials...
Buzz and his staff:
Professionally filmed television commercial:
Exchange student testimonial:
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 14, 2021 17:20:06 GMT -5
Johnny Polo doesn't think too highly of Vince McMoron, Marty Confetti or the Snot Nose Kid.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 14, 2021 17:27:52 GMT -5
Checklist of things I will need to become a highly successful professional wrestling superstar:
1. A bottle of peroxide 2. Women's eyeliner 3. A strong admiration for the devil and the occult.
Dream of the Devil, baby!
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 15, 2021 18:02:12 GMT -5
Buzz Sawyer and Kevin Sullivan take on some jobbers in WCW. 1990
Jim Ross and Jim Cornette are on commentary.
Mad Dog gets a little too wild and the Task Master has to use some unconventional methods to restrain his tag team partner:
Bruiser Brody vs. Buzz Sawyer
Buzz Sawyer has Percy Pringle in his corner, who would later on become Paul Bearer.
2 minute clip of the finish:
Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer makes his WWF in ring debut.
He has to use the Bull Dog nickname because Mad Dog Vachon was under contract with WWF at the time.
Captain Lou Albano in Sawyer's corner:
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 17, 2021 14:04:43 GMT -5
Fresh outta the lost and found bin at your local Coco's dining establishment...
its "The Last Battle of Atlanta."
The conclusion to the epic GCW feud between Tommy Rich and Buzz Sawyer. A feud so intense, that it could only be concluded in a fully enclosed cage. Interesting stipulation: Paul Ellering, Sawyer's manager, will be dangling from a mini cage above the big cage.
Well, you might've already heard this story from Shawn Michael's on the WWE network, which I don't have because fuck Vince McMahon. But as the story goes, Shawn Michael's supposedly got the idea for the first WWE Hell In a Cell match from the cage design in the Last Battle of Atlanta.
So essentially, The Last Battle of Atlanta is the first ever Hell In a Cell match.
All known footage of the match was lost for over 25 years. Until about 2007ish.
The match itself is a bit lackluster compared to the hype. But sometimes the build is more fun than the match, and that's just life.
Hype video pt 1:
hype video pt 2
Last Battle of Atlanta, full match:
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 22, 2021 17:25:22 GMT -5
I'm out here training like Team Shamrock on TUF season 3. Chopping this lumber. But I can't burn it, cause its treated... So I'm using it to build a drawbridge for my moat instead. Axe handle smash Truck is back Ready to go grocery chopping
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Post by Fasthands25 on Feb 23, 2021 22:07:35 GMT -5
I'm out here training like Team Shamrock on TUF season 3. Chopping this lumber. But I can't burn it, cause its treated... So I'm using it to build a drawbridge for my moat instead. Axe handle smash View AttachmentTruck is back View AttachmentReady to go grocery chopping View AttachmentSurround the moat with sharp wooden stakes. So sick
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Post by verbal0knit on Mar 1, 2021 18:21:26 GMT -5
Perfection Incarnate
Dark match, no commentary.
Perfect thoughts on the future
The perfect theme song
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Post by verbal0knit on Mar 2, 2021 12:40:16 GMT -5
Mr. Dangerously
Paul E explains that he only uses his cell phone to call his pals on Wall Street, never as a weapon:
Paul E teaches us why we should never trust a jew:
Paul E and Mean Mark tell Gordon Solie how they really feel about Flexy Lexy:
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Post by Fasthands25 on Mar 2, 2021 17:43:03 GMT -5
Mr. Dangerously Paul E explains that he only uses his cell phone to call his pals on Wall Street, never as a weapon: Paul E teaches us why we should never trust a jew: Paul E and Mean Mark tell Gordon Solie how they really feel about Flexy Lexy: Why the fuck did I expose myself as Paul Heyman... i coulda kept that alt going for years and this board would probably still be alive because of it... well maybe not. But I like to pretend
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Post by verbal0knit on Mar 3, 2021 22:37:27 GMT -5
Mr. Dangerously Paul E explains that he only uses his cell phone to call his pals on Wall Street, never as a weapon: Paul E teaches us why we should never trust a jew: Paul E and Mean Mark tell Gordon Solie how they really feel about Flexy Lexy: Why the fuck did I expose myself as Paul Heyman... i coulda kept that alt going for years and this board would probably still be alive because of it... well maybe not. But I like to pretend I always figured it was Valetudo, since he was a pro wrestling guy who already had multiple accounts. It's usually the attention seekers that seem to have alt accounts, so you flew too low under the radar to be a good suspect. And holy shit, I remember people being legitimately mad at the Paul Heyman troll account. People really took this place super serial back in the day.
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Post by verbal0knit on Mar 4, 2021 19:53:27 GMT -5
After Fasthands25 mentioned it earlier, I decided to serve Punji Stakes to everyone who shows up to the party.
The stakes will be served with a tantalizing fece marinade, prepared by my personal butler, Jackel.
Punji stake, vietnamese style:
Boboplata shares his favorite Punji recipe:
Vietnamese dudes giggle like school girls as they slice and enjoy some horse shit:
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