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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 10:34:49 GMT -5
Saying "I don't need dick pills" is kind of like saying I don't need chocolate syrup on my ice cream.
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Oct 1, 2016 11:35:24 GMT -5
Taking half is being a pansy...
Should of bought the cub one not the lion one...
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Post by FAQer on Oct 1, 2016 12:14:39 GMT -5
Taking half is being a pansy... Should of bought the cub one not the lion one... That, sir, is an insult worth being on the receiving end of!! I've always been that way with anything new. Fat burner, creatine, dick pills... Always half dose first. Which now will forever be known as Cubbing it!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 13:56:57 GMT -5
The whole female pill thing is a good idea. Really changes the dynamic of the situation. More "Hey we're gonna knock the house down tonight" and less "Hey I'm not satisfied by your non enhanced dick".
Of course the female pill is probably just a sugar pill designed to make the guy not feel bad. But it's still a good idea.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 18:06:24 GMT -5
Im pretty sure my wife would want me to buy the pill that makes you spill your seed faster not take longer. I see what she has coming at her everynight when i take a shower, and if i were her i would want it to be as fleeting of a memory as possible.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 3, 2016 11:08:05 GMT -5
UPDATE- I'm actually fairly impressed with the pill. Let me reiterate, I don't need to take GSDP's, but I thought it would be a fun twist for our night away without the kids. It didn't give me a constant boner or anything, but there was a noticeable increase in blood flow. I was popping some mega chub left and right too, but not to the extent that I was afraid to be in public. Still going as of this morning and I'm going to test the 7 day claim to the best of my ability.
On a 1-10 scale, I'd probably have to give Boss Lion 9000 a strong 8. I think I'm going to tr a few other GSDP's just to find the best one for future weekend getaways.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 11:09:02 GMT -5
Woah...they actually work? Did they tear your stomach up at all?
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Post by FAQer on Oct 3, 2016 11:29:29 GMT -5
Not in the least. Zero reaction to it. I was legit impressed. Like I said, I still plan on seeing how long it works.
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Oct 3, 2016 11:54:21 GMT -5
GSDP! A new OD term is born!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 6:23:24 GMT -5
I'll never look at GSP the same way again. Now I'll always think of gas station dick pills. Is that homo?
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Post by FAQer on Oct 5, 2016 11:53:32 GMT -5
I'll never look at GSP the same way again. Now I'll always think of gas station dick pills. Is that homo? Not at all. You can eat a GSDP off of Lance Bass' dick, while listening to the Spice Girls and it's still not gay. Boss Lion = Homo Proof. It's like the cootie shot + boners!
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Post by Premier on Oct 5, 2016 12:58:46 GMT -5
Speaking of BOSS Lion There are also Raging Lion and Gold Lion.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 19:16:16 GMT -5
Where's the update?
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Post by boboplata on Oct 5, 2016 19:41:18 GMT -5
GSDP: LnP all night, still can't finish.
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Post by Faydee on Oct 6, 2016 4:10:59 GMT -5
i totally read the title as "gas station dill pickles" your post then confused the hell out of me!
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Oct 6, 2016 7:08:50 GMT -5
^^^We got those, too. How many you need?
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Post by Faydee on Oct 7, 2016 6:59:44 GMT -5
^^^We got those, too. How many you need? it's actually a great place to buy them LOL probably why it suck in my head that way LOL
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Post by Premier on Jan 25, 2017 18:05:56 GMT -5
So there's apparently a ban on gas station dick pills?
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Post by Premier on Jan 25, 2017 18:53:28 GMT -5
It might be a Florida ban. My buddy sells those 2 for a dollar bags of candy to a bunch of convience stores and gas station here in Broward county.
He got approached by two store owners asking if the ban goes into effect, if the pills can be smuggled from another state.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2017 14:24:04 GMT -5
So there's apparently a ban on gas station dick pills? It might be a Florida ban. My buddy sells those 2 for a dollar bags of candy to a bunch of convience stores and gas station here in Broward county. He got approached by two store owners asking if the ban goes into effect, if the pills can be smuggled from another state. It was one of Obama's last executive orders. Retaliation for the Florida 2000 election recount.
At least that's what Jackel told me.
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Post by Premier on Jan 26, 2017 16:40:14 GMT -5
LOL. Obama does it again.
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Post by vegeta420z on Feb 19, 2017 3:14:11 GMT -5
Just bought one for the first time. Got a wedding out of town tomorrow and the Mrs and I will be kid free for the first time in months. Figured I'd give it a shot and try to split her legs like a thanksgiving wish bone. Anyone have any info or stories?? It's called Boss Lion. The guy at the gas station swore it was the best. He works with flammables and sells pills. That basically makes him a doctor or scientist in my book. It was a set up bro. That man sold you a roofie. after you take it and pass out Ackbar (dude who sold it to you) comes to your place and plows your woman. Then he tells hefr she just got that boss lion kizack
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Post by vegeta420z on Feb 19, 2017 3:16:58 GMT -5
Im pretty sure my wife would want me to buy the pill that makes you spill your seed faster not take longer. I see what she has coming at her everynight when i take a shower, and if i were her i would want it to be as fleeting of a memory as possible. You see your Gardner Jose every night when you take a shower? Well i guess that doesn't really surprise me. how does he keep up plowing both you and your wife? he ain't buying any shitty gas station boner pills i'll tell you that for damn sure
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2017 7:27:56 GMT -5
Im pretty sure my wife would want me to buy the pill that makes you spill your seed faster not take longer. I see what she has coming at her everynight when i take a shower, and if i were her i would want it to be as fleeting of a memory as possible. You see your Gardner Jose every night when you take a shower? Well i guess that doesn't really surprise me. how does he keep up plowing both you and your wife? he ain't buying any shitty gas station boner pills i'll tell you that for damn sure . Does your parole officer know you have a computer with internet access?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2017 8:47:55 GMT -5
That can't be the real vegeta. He's too retarded to be able to find this place.
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Post by vegeta420z on Mar 10, 2017 19:17:22 GMT -5
That can't be the real vegeta. He's too retarded to be able to find this place. Sounds like some ones still angry over being called out over his addiction to be smothered by man titties, oh wait i mean backyard wrestling.
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Post by vegeta420z on Mar 10, 2017 19:19:40 GMT -5
You see your Gardner Jose every night when you take a shower? Well i guess that doesn't really surprise me. how does he keep up plowing both you and your wife? he ain't buying any shitty gas station boner pills i'll tell you that for damn sure . Does your parole officer know you have a computer with internet access? I need to be careful around you. My hair has grown out a little bit and i know how your gay ass loves dudes with long hair. Glad you found a new site to use to ignore your wife and kids on congrats douche
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 21:34:17 GMT -5
. Does your parole officer know you have a computer with internet access? I need to be careful around you. My hair has grown out a little bit and i know how your gay ass loves dudes with long hair. Glad you found a new site to use to ignore your wife and kids on congrats douche i love you
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2017 23:48:49 GMT -5
That can't be the real vegeta. He's too retarded to be able to find this place. Sounds like some ones still angry over being called out over his addiction to be smothered by man titties, oh wait i mean backyard wrestling. Holy hell, I think the dude actually found this place. Color me impressed.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 12, 2017 10:20:51 GMT -5
I think I am going to have to visit a gas station now that I am in Myrtle Beach. I've never tried dick pills, but the wife and I have our own room in the condo this year so am going to have to try these motherfuxkers out.
How much will they set me back?
I guess it is too much to ask that the gas stations here sell joints as well?
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