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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 15:14:50 GMT -5
Just bought one for the first time. Got a wedding out of town tomorrow and the Mrs and I will be kid free for the first time in months. Figured I'd give it a shot and try to split her legs like a thanksgiving wish bone.
Anyone have any info or stories??
It's called Boss Lion. The guy at the gas station swore it was the best. He works with flammables and sells pills. That basically makes him a doctor or scientist in my book.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 15:21:16 GMT -5
Whether they work well or not shouldn't matter. You shouldn't have even asked. Plabeco effect is awesome. Assume they are the shit and put your lady out of commission for a couple of days.
*For all I know they may be the next coming of viagra. I have no idea, but just assume that they are anyway.
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Post by Tapout on Sept 30, 2016 15:30:17 GMT -5
Does your wife know?
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Sept 30, 2016 15:33:00 GMT -5
He works with flammables and sells pills. That basically makes him a doctor or scientist in my book.
LMAO... But I've never heard any good reviews on those. IMO you should visit a sex shop. I knew a wholesaler who sold them to shops and swore by them... Living close to Mexico, there are plenty of people here that sell viagra or cialis...
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Post by peAk on Sept 30, 2016 15:51:20 GMT -5
Boss Lion FTW!!! Oh shit!! LOL
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 16:03:54 GMT -5
She will...
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 16:04:26 GMT -5
It says it last seven days. Hopefully i don't have to hide a flesh sword for the next week...
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 16:05:55 GMT -5
He works with flammables and sells pills. That basically makes him a doctor or scientist in my book. LMAO... But I've never heard any good reviews on those. IMO you should visit a sex shop. I knew a wholesaler who sold them to shops and swore by them... Living close to Mexico, there are plenty of people here that sell viagra or cialis... There was actually a chick in there listen to our conversation where I insisted on calling them "dick pills" a often as possible, and she chimed in saying that she buys them for her fiance lol That was when i knew I was going home with one lol
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Post by Tapout on Sept 30, 2016 16:07:56 GMT -5
It says it last seven days. Hopefully i don't have to hide a flesh sword for the next week... Something tells me you could do it easily.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 16:16:37 GMT -5
He works with flammables and sells pills. That basically makes him a doctor or scientist in my book. LMAO... But I've never heard any good reviews on those. IMO you should visit a sex shop. I knew a wholesaler who sold them to shops and swore by them... Living close to Mexico, there are plenty of people here that sell viagra or cialis... There was actually a chick in there listen to our conversation where I insisted on calling them "dick pills" a often as possible, and she chimed in saying that she buys them for her fiance lol That was when i knew I was going home with one lol She buys them for her fiance? LMFAO! Imagine being that dude. She comes home with dick pills and hands them to him. I don't know how I'd react to that, especially since they aren't even married yet. After feeling bad I'd probably have to return the favor and go hit up Lowe's and come back with some vice grips to tighten up her vag, aqua-lube for when I'm still needing to stick it in her ass, two big bags of silicone and an appointment with a plastic surgeon to have them installed. That poor dude. lol. Regarding the pills, Boss Lion is probably one of the best names for dick pills ever.
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Sept 30, 2016 16:22:18 GMT -5
Or she was the rep for the company and caught herself a sucker!
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Post by peAk on Sept 30, 2016 16:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by TitoOrtizIsAPunk on Sept 30, 2016 16:29:10 GMT -5
Expect a full report from day one through day seven
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 18:16:18 GMT -5
A quick search on any decent internet pharmacy will reveal generic Viagra for sale, with no prescription required.
It's $2 - $4 a pill if you buy a few dozen, and that stuff REALLY DOES work.
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 18:20:23 GMT -5
Expect a full report from day one through day seven Deal!
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 18:21:29 GMT -5
Or she was the rep for the company and caught herself a sucker! That explains why she had Boss Lion magnets and sun visors!!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 18:31:58 GMT -5
Is it supposed to be a boner pill or a plumper pill?
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Post by boboplata on Sept 30, 2016 20:22:01 GMT -5
There's an episode of JRE where Redban breaksdown gas station boner pills. Guy is a connoisseur.
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Post by FAQer on Sept 30, 2016 21:16:27 GMT -5
There was actually a chick in there listen to our conversation where I insisted on calling them "dick pills" a often as possible, and she chimed in saying that she buys them for her fiance lol That was when i knew I was going home with one lol She buys them for her fiance? LMFAO! Imagine being that dude. She comes home with dick pills and hands them to him. I don't know how I'd react to that, especially since they aren't even married yet. After feeling bad I'd probably have to return the favor and go hit up Lowe's and come back with some vice grips to tighten up her vag, aqua-lube for when I'm still needing to stick it in her ass, two big bags of silicone and an appointment with a plastic surgeon to have them installed. That poor dude. lol. Regarding the pills, Boss Lion is probably one of the best names for dick pills ever. I thought the same thing about her, but then I figured maybe she was just in the mood for a proper pounding. Shit, I don't need a dick pill, but I'm trying to get every last penny of enjoyment out of the hotel room tomorrow night. Apparently they make one for women, and as expected, the chick said she takes them too lol. I told her I probably shouldn't buy them because I'd sprinkle it in my wife's protein shakes and she'd end up trying to give me pocket jobs at the bus stop!
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Post by Angelo on Sept 30, 2016 21:39:14 GMT -5
I may be jobless, but I don't need no dick pills. Man up, don't be a pansy.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 1:28:17 GMT -5
I may be jobless, but I don't need no dick pills. Man up, don't be a pansy. when sporty fucks you in the ass with a strap-on does she call you her wife?
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Post by PatSox on Oct 1, 2016 6:06:22 GMT -5
I may be jobless, but I don't need no dick pills. Man up, don't be a pansy. when sporty fucks you in the ass with a strap-on does she call you her wife? How would HE know?
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Post by PatSox on Oct 1, 2016 6:09:35 GMT -5
You guys ever see that stuff that comes in a 5 Hour Energy looking bottle, called Extenze?
Supposed to lengthen your schlong. I saw it on display at a convenience store, right by the register. It came in regular and extra strength......Think about that
If you're the sort of idiot that thinks that stuff would actually work, would you really be like, "Oh well I think regular is plenty, I don't want to make it THAT much bigger"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 6:53:06 GMT -5
I've always wondered the same thing about 5 Hour Energy. If you need energy, aren't you going to buy the "extra strength" one in the black bottle? Who is buying the red one, that is NOT extra strength? That never made sense to me.
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Post by PatSox on Oct 1, 2016 7:49:32 GMT -5
I've always wondered the same thing about 5 Hour Energy. If you need energy, aren't you going to buy the "extra strength" one in the black bottle? Who is buying the red one, that is NOT extra strength? That never made sense to me. Yeah and I don't even think the price is different It's silly........but I will say, 5 Hour Energy works. I feel pretty great after downing one of those. I recommend washing the dick pill down with one of those, to get the most bang for your buck
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Oct 1, 2016 9:03:52 GMT -5
^^^nice
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Post by Makalu G on Oct 1, 2016 9:09:01 GMT -5
When you're in there killing it, who cares if you needed a little help?
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Post by FAQer on Oct 1, 2016 9:50:59 GMT -5
First update. Took half last night to make sure my heart didn't explode. Just being cautious. Tossed her a bang this morning and I think there's a little extra blood getting in there. I'm not at Girth Brooks status yet, but we'll see later now that I've taken the rest of the pill.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 1, 2016 9:54:33 GMT -5
I may be jobless, but I don't need no dick pills. Man up, don't be a pansy. Don't need them either. Have some sense of adventure! What's more entertaining than a person taking pills from a gas station attendant and documenting it for strangers??
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Post by PatSox on Oct 1, 2016 10:32:32 GMT -5
I may be jobless, but I don't need no dick pills. Man up, don't be a pansy. Don't need them either. Have some sense of adventure! What's more entertaining than a person taking pills from a gas station attendant and documenting it for strangers?? ....see below
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