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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 13:00:07 GMT -5
So let's hear it. The guy has told so many whoppers that this thread had endless potential. What are your favorite lies? Which one do you find the most outrageous? Recall the lie, decide if it is outrageous, your favorite, or jist dumb, and then rate it.
I like that he said he was over qualified to work at McDonald's. It was pretty outrageous that he thought the hiring manager would be like, "oh no man, you are way too good for this job, lemme give you the number to Gordon Ramsey's place." Then he layered it on with he has too much integrity to dumb down his resume to secure employment. Lol. I would rather not work than fudge my resume.
I give it a 8/10.
Your turn.
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Post by ocmmafan on Aug 31, 2018 13:24:41 GMT -5
Struck by lightning, I believe twice. The details he included really move the needle but since it's so obvious a lie I give it 6/10.
Regularly harassed by cops while minding his own business and just walking down the street (and this revelation came to light during the time gentle giant Michael Brown was killed after his encounter walking down the street). 1/10.
And of course, he wore out his shoes walking so much while looking for work. That's fucking golden. 10/10.
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Post by Angelo on Aug 31, 2018 13:27:09 GMT -5
Wow I really got under you skin. How do you make it a day without snapping and strangling someone?
I'm probably done here, I don't need to be responsible for someone killing themselves because I drove them that nuts.
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Post by ocmmafan on Aug 31, 2018 13:41:03 GMT -5
Wow I really got under you skin. How do you make it a day without snapping and strangling someone? I'm probably done here, I don't need to be responsible for someone killing themselves because I drove them that nuts. Lie. 2/10.
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Post by HumanAgent on Aug 31, 2018 13:42:44 GMT -5
Wow I really got under you skin. How do you make it a day without snapping and strangling someone? I'm probably done here, I don't need to be responsible for someone killing themselves because I drove them that nuts. Lie You forgot to give it a rating.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 13:54:41 GMT -5
And of course, he wore out his shoes walking so much while looking for work. That's fucking golden. 10/10. LOL. I forgot this gem. Hahaha.
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Post by adamg01 on Aug 31, 2018 14:16:47 GMT -5
I brought up how the structuring of the Democratic Party is a perfect haven for the growth of socialism.
He said it can grow in the Republican Party as well. After he ducked my request for an example he finally almost even admitted that he didn’t know wtf he was talking about, almost.
This one probably doesn’t even break the top100.
2/10
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 15:08:12 GMT -5
I seem to remember a thread about this where it started at 50 and each post counted down to 1. We ended up redoing the thread 6 or 8 times I believe.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 15:15:08 GMT -5
I seem to remember a thread about this where it started at 50 and each post counted down to 1. We ended up redoing the thread 6 or 8 times I believe. Damn. I remember that too now. Wasnt something like 50 reasons why you hate Jackel or something similar?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2018 15:36:27 GMT -5
I seem to remember a thread about this where it started at 50 and each post counted down to 1. We ended up redoing the thread 6 or 8 times I believe. Damn. I remember that too now. Wasnt something like 50 reasons why you hate Jackel or something similar? Ya, that's it. Sporty kept messaging me with a bunch of ideas.
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Post by slaytan on Aug 31, 2018 16:29:01 GMT -5
His brave correspondence live from the streets of Ferguson is an all time great. 9/10, deserving of a Brian Williams award for mendexcellence in journalism
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Post by Premier on Aug 31, 2018 17:39:30 GMT -5
Didnt he also claimed to have a huge dick,? Like black guy sized. Hence the reason why Sporty is still with him.
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Post by adamg01 on Aug 31, 2018 18:39:56 GMT -5
I remember when he was questioning BJ Penn’s heart. Talking about how he fights until he’s knocked out and how Sporty burned her arm cooking. Funny shit.
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Post by Premier on Aug 31, 2018 22:59:57 GMT -5
Imagine if this is the biggest troll job in Internet history. 10+ years going. And Jackelt turns out to be a successful businessman that's not even deaf....
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2018 8:28:50 GMT -5
Wow I really got under you skin. How do you make it a day without snapping and strangling someone? I'm probably done here, I don't need to be responsible for someone killing themselves because I drove them that nuts. If only the ABOVE lie was true....
(Sigh)
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Post by jamesod on Sept 6, 2018 11:18:40 GMT -5
I like his story about a guy getting table faced. I like the one where Sporty physically overpowered him so he couldn't go to multiple job interviews. I like every story he has about how he was "this close" to getting a job until the fates intervened. I liked the one about how he sought and received approval from a gang to beat up one of the gang's members.
But I think the winner is that his claim that he's saved something like six lives and counting. I wish I could remember the details.
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Post by adamg01 on Sept 6, 2018 11:29:21 GMT -5
It’s so annoying when he always has to act more knowledgeable on every fucking subject than the person discussing it. I guess it’s his ego but it leads to a lot of Bs lies.
He corrected me when I made the comment about Sweden being the rape capital of Europe since they took in all of those refugees. Which is true but him being a knob head, he tried to act like it wasn’t.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2018 16:10:01 GMT -5
Guys. I may have done the impossibly and got him to leave.
You're Welcome.
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Post by boboplata on Sept 6, 2018 18:15:56 GMT -5
Guys. I may have done the impossibly and got him to leave. You're Welcome.
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Post by adamg01 on Sept 6, 2018 18:53:38 GMT -5
We must all remember, he shan’t return as long as we don’t speak his name. He will now be referred to as the “Untruthful One”
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2018 21:33:05 GMT -5
If Jackel could just tone it down and use the "two ears, one mouth" theory more he would be fine to have around. I just mostly ignored his posts that didn't involve food or making fun of Vagina
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Post by adamg01 on Sept 6, 2018 22:05:11 GMT -5
If Jackel could just tone it down and use the "two ears, one mouth" theory more he would be fine to have around. I just mostly ignored his posts that didn't involve food or making fun of Vagina That isn’t going to happen though. He’s always going to act like the most knowledgeable person here on every single subject brought up.
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Post by jamesod on Sept 7, 2018 12:27:17 GMT -5
If Jackel could just tone it down and use the " two ears, one mouth" theory more he would be fine to have around. I just mostly ignored his posts that didn't involve food or making fun of Vagina Subtle shot at his deafness? I'm not sure whether to applaud or be offended. He knows a fair amount about craft beer. I sometimes enjoyed talking to him (and sporty) about beer. So, now we have beer and food. Anyone else have anything they can vouch for as regards him having at least a modest level of expertise in a field?
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Post by Premier on Sept 7, 2018 12:33:05 GMT -5
Jackel. Seriously. You know what would be really cool. If you recount the stories here. The ones people are saying are lies.
Start with the gang one and then each life you have saved.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2018 13:53:25 GMT -5
Stolen tapes exist: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO JACKEL? What bizarre game was he (they?) playing?
Sporty's horrified reaction?
Jackel recuperating in hospital?
The lightning-strike story was hilarious to me...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2018 22:45:35 GMT -5
If Jackel could just tone it down and use the " two ears, one mouth" theory more he would be fine to have around. I just mostly ignored his posts that didn't involve food or making fun of Vagina Subtle shot at his deafness? I'm not sure whether to applaud or be offended. He knows a fair amount about craft beer. I sometimes enjoyed talking to him (and sporty) about beer. So, now we have beer and food. Anyone else have anything they can vouch for as regards him having at least a modest level of expertise in a field? I was hoping someone would catch it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2018 17:30:43 GMT -5
He hasn't logged in for almost a week.
I think you guys broke him.
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Post by adamg01 on Sept 8, 2018 19:57:34 GMT -5
He hasn't logged in for almost a week. I think you guys broke him. Maybe he’s logging in as Sporty
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Post by slaytan on Sept 9, 2018 17:08:37 GMT -5
He hasn't logged in for almost a week. I think you guys broke him. Well I'm hoping there will be a new beginning on the other side for him. He's not necessarily stupid, just full of shit. If he directed more processor power to philosophy and less to bullshit, he could be a good contributor. I hope we did not break him in a bad way. but on being broken: I was a soft teenager, and getting softer and fatter as time went on. Fortunately for me I joined the Army and was quite literally broken of my bad habits, or else I would probably be obese, quite likely grotesquely so. I am thankful for every time I heard how disgraceful and fat I was, although it did hurt at the time
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Post by slaytan on Sept 9, 2018 18:07:52 GMT -5
If Jackel could just tone it down and use the " two ears, one mouth" theory more he would be fine to have around. I just mostly ignored his posts that didn't involve food or making fun of Vagina Subtle shot at his deafness? I'm not sure whether to applaud or be offended. He knows a fair amount about craft beer. I sometimes enjoyed talking to him (and sporty) about beer. So, now we have beer and food. Anyone else have anything they can vouch for as regards him having at least a modest level of expertise in a field? I have to give him credit. my first impression of him was that he was very intelligent and knowledgeable across a wide range of interests
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