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Post by jonas0tt0 on Jul 18, 2018 14:33:26 GMT -5
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Post by HumanAgent on Jul 20, 2018 20:28:24 GMT -5
Went to Wakarusa a handful of years ago and some wookrat started grinding on one of the dudes in the group. They proceed to get spun over the course of the night and then they head to his tent where he decides to go downtown. I guess she smelled really horrible and tasted tangy, like licking a 9 volt battery but bruh wanted that poon so he threw in a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth.
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Post by boboplata on Jul 21, 2018 9:04:06 GMT -5
Went to Wakarusa a handful of years ago and some wookrat started grinding on one of the dudes in the group. They proceed to get spun over the course of the night and then they head to his tent where he decides to go downtown. I guess she smelled really horrible and tasted tangy, like licking a 9 volt battery but bruh wanted that poon so he threw in a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth. Fuuuuu...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2018 10:15:26 GMT -5
Went to Wakarusa a handful of years ago and some wookrat started grinding on one of the dudes in the group. They proceed to get spun over the course of the night and then they head to his tent where he decides to go downtown. I guess she smelled really horrible and tasted tangy, like licking a 9 volt battery but bruh wanted that poon so he threw in a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth. Jesus Fuck.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Jul 21, 2018 16:30:20 GMT -5
Went to Wakarusa a handful of years ago and some wookrat started grinding on one of the dudes in the group. They proceed to get spun over the course of the night and then they head to his tent where he decides to go downtown. I guess she smelled really horrible and tasted tangy, like licking a 9 volt battery but bruh wanted that poon so he threw in a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth. Sounds like a Tuesday to me.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 21, 2018 18:47:47 GMT -5
Went to Wakarusa a handful of years ago and some wookrat started grinding on one of the dudes in the group. They proceed to get spun over the course of the night and then they head to his tent where he decides to go downtown. I guess she smelled really horrible and tasted tangy, like licking a 9 volt battery but bruh wanted that poon so he threw in a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help. In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth. So you are saying he put in a jolly rancher and got back a super sour gusher? Did he at least still hit it? I mean honestly he did all that work and endured quite the ordeal might as well at least get to bust a nut. A similar thing happened to me when i was foolish enough to go down on tony's mom but with her it was just her crab eggs, Wont be doing that again any time soon.
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Post by boboplata on Jul 23, 2018 8:31:46 GMT -5
I forgot what this thread was all about. I regret coming back here.
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