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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 17:45:55 GMT -5
So i had a debate the other day with some people that were saying you should shave your face with hot or warm water, I told them they are fucking retarded and everybody knows you use fucking cold water. Now i clearly dominated this argument it was Yuuuge probably the greatest shaving argument ever seen (channeling my inner Trump).
But just curious how many other stupid people are out there
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Post by HumanAgent on Jul 17, 2018 17:48:07 GMT -5
Only women shave, I have a ZZ Top beard.
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Post by Angelo on Jul 17, 2018 17:58:06 GMT -5
Hot water because it because it forces the hairs to separate from the skin so you can shave them all lowering the issue of razor burn, uneven shaving, and ingrown hairs. I'll use my mini trimmer dry sometimes if I'm in a hurry to prevent underbeard stubble though.
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Post by andrewk1988 on Jul 17, 2018 18:01:02 GMT -5
I very rarely use a razor, but it's warm water with cold rinse.
I usually just use a beard trimmer every other day or so. I have soft thick facial hair so the perpetual stubble isn't annoying to me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2018 18:07:09 GMT -5
Hot for the shave, cold for the rinse.
Not even a little bit shocked that vag didn't have a father around to teach him the proper way to shave.
Don't worry vag. You can call me daddy. I'll be just like your real one and ignore you every day.
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Post by daywork on Jul 17, 2018 18:08:21 GMT -5
Well, I shave while in the shower. I never take cold showers so I went with hot.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 18:16:44 GMT -5
Well, I shave while in the shower. I never take cold showers so I went with hot. cold showers are great can boost test levels and help kick start your metabolism, great for the heart too.
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Post by ocmmafan on Jul 17, 2018 18:24:08 GMT -5
Who the fuck shaves with cold water? I shave in the shower so it's hot water.
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Post by Angelo on Jul 17, 2018 18:27:58 GMT -5
Who the fuck shaves with cold water? I shave in the shower so it's hot water. Vegita, are you surprised? When I trim my beard I have to do it over the toilet or a plastic bag because if I do it over the sink or in the shower the pipes are so bad it clogs up right away.
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Post by HumanAgent on Jul 17, 2018 18:48:54 GMT -5
They don't have hot water in jail. Luke warm at best... :/
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 19:12:12 GMT -5
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 19:13:31 GMT -5
I say try a cold shave then come running back to change your vote shit will open your fucking eyes and blow your mind like kyle on a pecker in a sanfran back alley
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Post by andrewk1988 on Jul 17, 2018 19:25:40 GMT -5
Well, I shave while in the shower. I never take cold showers so I went with hot. cold showers are great can boost test levels and help kick start your metabolism, great for the heart too. I do the "James Bond" shower after work when I think about it. I take a warm-hot shower followed by turning all the hot off and just standing under the cold for 10-30 seconds,depending on how committed I am.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 19:30:27 GMT -5
cold showers are great can boost test levels and help kick start your metabolism, great for the heart too. I do the "James Bond" shower after work when I think about it. I take a warm-hot shower followed by turning all the hot off and just standing under the cold for 10-30 seconds,depending on how committed I am. Hells yeah. Try that shit after working out in the middle of winter, or summer for that matter just after a work out is fucking incredible.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2018 19:39:04 GMT -5
Cold water is for people with pre-pubescent peach fuzz or retards who learned how to shave in jail. Vagina obviously fits in to both categories, I just hope his Mom ends up turning a trick for a real man one day who can finally show him how to go live like a grown up.
I am guessing vagina runs out of hot water while taking a shower because he’s too busy shoving the shampoo bottle up his ass, and by shaving time it’s cold water only.
Vagina... in your section 8 housing, do they supply you with free razors or do you have to steal those too?
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 19:44:09 GMT -5
Cold water is for people with pre-pubescent peach fuzz or retards who learned how to shave in jail. Vagina obviously fits in to both categories, I just hope his Mom ends up turning a trick for a real man one day who can finally show him how to go live like a grown up. I am guessing vagina runs out of hot water while taking a shower because he’s too busy shoving the shampoo bottle up his ass, and by shaving time it’s cold water only. Vagina... in your section 8 housing, do they supply you with free razors or do you have to steal those too? And now some pictures of kyles son, I see the lasik couldn't fix the Ugly could it?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2018 20:30:59 GMT -5
Hot water irritates the skin. Experts say you shouldn't even wash your face while taking a warm shower because it damages your sensitive skin. Take a warm shower without washing your face and either make it cool before washing your face or do it in the sink. At least that is what I have read. Nobody really has the time for that shit though.
I haven't shaved in a year or two, just trim up my beard so I don't know.
Andrew, I do the same. Try to shower in warm water and then bite the bullet and make they shit cold for as long as I can do it. Wakes me up.
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Post by CaveBearOG on Jul 17, 2018 20:46:30 GMT -5
I'm completely stunned vagina is old enough to shave?
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 17, 2018 20:53:43 GMT -5
I'm completely stunned vagina is old enough to shave? I'm stunned that you haven't poked your eye out with your hook in drunken stupor
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Post by agrappleaday on Jul 18, 2018 9:58:57 GMT -5
There is a reason that Barbers have been using hot water and now towels for over 200 years. Cold is simply to close down the pores after the shave.
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Post by floater on Jul 18, 2018 10:17:25 GMT -5
Electric shaver, no water needed! +1 to the cold shower
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2018 11:22:09 GMT -5
How do you shave in the shower? Doesn't the steam fog up your mirror?
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Post by ocmmafan on Jul 18, 2018 11:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by daywork on Jul 18, 2018 11:56:19 GMT -5
How do you shave in the shower? Doesn't the steam fog up your mirror? I don't use a mirror.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2018 11:56:19 GMT -5
I would imagine this is a Time Saver. Because you can get all of your stuff done while you are in the shower. I'm going to have to look into it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2018 11:57:20 GMT -5
How do you shave in the shower? Doesn't the steam fog up your mirror? I don't use a mirror. What are you? Some kind of wizard? How do you know you got it all?
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Post by daywork on Jul 18, 2018 11:57:20 GMT -5
I would imagine this is a Time Saver. Because you can get all of your stuff done while you are in the shower. I'm going to have to look into it. I also brush my teeth in the shower too.
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Post by daywork on Jul 18, 2018 11:57:53 GMT -5
What are you? Some kind of wizard? How do you know you got it all? just by feel.
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Post by boboplata on Jul 18, 2018 13:29:37 GMT -5
I would imagine this is a Time Saver. Because you can get all of your stuff done while you are in the shower. I'm going to have to look into it. I also brush my teeth in the shower too. Let me guess, you also wash your laundry in the shower?
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Post by daywork on Jul 18, 2018 13:54:51 GMT -5
I also brush my teeth in the shower too. Let me guess, you also wash your laundry in the shower? No sir. Just brush, shave and wash.
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