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Post by johncfc on May 6, 2018 15:22:10 GMT -5
Could you kick Jackel's ass with one hand tied behind your back?
I obviously could. I imagine some of you guys might be able to, but the rest of you invalids with bad backs and whatnot would likely struggle.
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Post by Angelo on May 6, 2018 15:35:31 GMT -5
Did you log on with the wrong account Vegeta?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 15:44:26 GMT -5
What, is this junior high school?
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Post by johncfc on May 6, 2018 16:36:29 GMT -5
What, is this junior high school? It's not a big deal if you can't. I imagine 50 years ago you probably could have.
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Post by Premier on May 6, 2018 17:12:05 GMT -5
But Jackel is disabled.
Won't you get in trouble for that?
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Post by johncfc on May 6, 2018 17:37:45 GMT -5
But Jackel is disabled. Won't you get in trouble for that? Trouble? From who, Sporty? Doing her a god damn favour!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 17:48:36 GMT -5
This is funny coming from a guy who ducks everyone here
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Post by johncfc on May 6, 2018 17:57:07 GMT -5
This is funny coming from a guy who ducks everyone here You didn't like the invalid with a bad back comment, did you?
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2018 19:33:34 GMT -5
Since I would win ufc 1 (with ease), yes. I think I could kick his or anyone else's ass. Know what IMSAYIN, John? ANYONE'S.
(Could ≠ want to or would.)
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Post by vegeta420z on May 6, 2018 19:45:28 GMT -5
What, is this junior high school? Clearly its not fag boy or we would see a bunch of traumatized looking children running away from you
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Post by vegeta420z on May 6, 2018 19:47:24 GMT -5
Since I would win ufc 1 (with ease), yes. I think I could kick his or anyone else's ass. Know what IMSAYIN, John? ANYONE'S. (Could ≠ want to or would.) He said Kick not Lick fucking douche
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Post by vegeta420z on May 6, 2018 19:48:48 GMT -5
also where the option for i would pown that little bithc with both arms tied behind my back?
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Post by Angelo on May 6, 2018 20:17:50 GMT -5
also where the option for i would pown that little bithc with both arms tied behind my back? Please oh Please attempt this. Even with YouTube's ridiculous demonetization recently, I could pay 2-3 years of rent off a video of my embarrassing you that way.
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Post by vegeta420z on May 6, 2018 20:50:26 GMT -5
also where the option for i would pown that little bithc with both arms tied behind my back? Please oh Please attempt this. Even with YouTube's ridiculous demonetization recently, I could pay 2-3 years of rent off a video of my embarrassing you that way. Yeah right faggot like i would let some video tape me murdering you bitch. After i knock you the fuck out i'd have to introduce Jess to my pimp hand and take her sell phone and ill tell you you don want that little bitch. And if you ever get to Oregon Pussy look me up and ill show you faggot
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Post by johncfc on May 7, 2018 9:22:20 GMT -5
Since I would win ufc 1 (with ease), yes. I think I could kick his or anyone else's ass. Know what IMSAYIN, John? ANYONE'S. (Could ≠ want to or would.) Seeing as you could have won UFC 1, you would have to tie both hands behind your back to give Angelo a chance. Still think you could kick is ass then? And if CaveBear reads this, sorry bro, but the rules clearly state you must tie one hand behind your back. No exceptions.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 9:30:30 GMT -5
Feel like I could just stay back and shoot one good leg kick in. And it would be all over.
And I'd feel like a dick lol.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 11:38:28 GMT -5
Since I would win ufc 1 (with ease), yes. I think I could kick his or anyone else's ass. Know what IMSAYIN, John? ANYONE'S. (Could ≠ want to or would.) Seeing as you could have won UFC 1, you would have to tie both hands behind your back to give Angelo a chance. Still think you could kick is ass then? And if CaveBear reads this, sorry bro, but the rules clearly state you must tie one hand behind your back. No exceptions. I would then literally kick him in the ass until he quit.
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Post by HumanAgent on May 7, 2018 11:53:04 GMT -5
I'd show up with a McDonald's job application and he'd literally wear out his shoes running away.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2018 20:49:19 GMT -5
I wouldn't need one hand, just kicks.
Let me just use hands to block, no punches or elbows or takedowns at all, if you don't want me using subs then only defensive BJJ to get back to my feet if necessary or sprawl, just kicks and knees, and yes, easily.
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Post by Fasthands25 on May 8, 2018 3:51:36 GMT -5
Yes.
Just don't let him get a hold of you.
Deaf strength aint nothin to fuck with.
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Post by Canuklehead on May 8, 2018 9:06:34 GMT -5
Yes. Just don't let him get a hold of you. Deaf strength aint nothin to fuck with. Wait a minute??? Deaf people have retard strength? I might have to rethink my answer
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:09:40 GMT -5
I wouldn't need one hand, just kicks. Let me just use hands to block, no punches or elbows or takedowns at all, if you don't want me using subs then only defensive BJJ to get back to my feet if necessary or sprawl, just kicks and knees, and yes, easily.
When I read your post it sounded like a sound game-plan for a Jackel-Kyle Maynard match!
If such a bout ever happened, my money would be on Maynard.
'Cuz he, unlike Jackel, could hear instructions from his corner.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:28:31 GMT -5
What, is this junior high school? It's not a big deal if you can't. I imagine 50 years ago you probably could have. Funny you should mention that. 51 years ago I was a HS freshman and I beat a retarded kid in an intramural wrestling tournament, pinning him in about 30 seconds, competing in the 123-lb weight class.
(No, he wasn't profoundly handicapped; no drool-bib was required)
I figure that present-day Jackel offers a similar challenge, since he often offers retarded opinions and reaches crazy conclusions.
So, yeah, I'm quite sure my 220-lb 6-foot self could bully this poor fellow. But I wouldn't; he suffers enough right here, as he should.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:40:45 GMT -5
Did you just brag about pinning a small retarded child?
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:49:25 GMT -5
Yes. Just don't let him get a hold of you. Deaf strength aint nothin to fuck with. Wait a minute??? Deaf people have retard strength? I might have to rethink my answer This is why you never, ever, fuck with people that have the deaf look going on. Can't be too careful.
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Post by johncfc on May 8, 2018 10:18:52 GMT -5
Damn, I didn't make this poll public.
I'm trying to figure out who the three are who voted no.
Jackel is clearly one of them, I thought one might be Sporty, but She probably would have opted for only if I could sit on him.
Not judging but who else voted no?
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Post by ocmmafan on May 8, 2018 10:29:46 GMT -5
Jackel obviously has multiple accounts.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:38:45 GMT -5
Damn, I didn't make this poll public. I'm trying to figure out who the three are who voted no. Jackel is clearly one of them, I thought one might be Sporty, but She probably would have opted for only if I could sit on him. Not judging but who else voted no? I rethought out my position on the subject and voted accordingly.
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Post by Fasthands25 on May 8, 2018 12:43:13 GMT -5
Damn, I didn't make this poll public. I'm trying to figure out who the three are who voted no. Jackel is clearly one of them, I thought one might be Sporty, but She probably would have opted for only if I could sit on him. Not judging but who else voted no? Lets be real here. She probably smacks him around everyday.
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Post by johncfc on May 8, 2018 14:18:20 GMT -5
Damn, I didn't make this poll public. I'm trying to figure out who the three are who voted no. Jackel is clearly one of them, I thought one might be Sporty, but She probably would have opted for only if I could sit on him. Not judging but who else voted no? Lets be real here. She probably smacks him around everyday. I mean, I couldn't blame her if she did, but Sporty doesn't seem like the bullying type. If you go by the Kristhegreasedpig's height classes, Sporty would have a huge advantage.
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