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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2018 9:55:32 GMT -5
Alright pussies, the true alpha dog will be visiting the good 'ol US of A this Friday for a week. The family and I are embarking on our yearly trip to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. That's right snowflakes, it's time for me to beat the almighty piss out of some fat Yankees!
You shitstains know the drill. PM me your DL if you want a shot at the champ. Posters who arrange their forthcoming beating in a local gym go to the front of the line. Nothing beats teaching some yokels the true way of a martial artist and then having a few beers.
Judging from previous voyages, I am not expecting many responses from you betas. I will mention that the family and I enjoyed our trip to St. Pete's, Florida in December. Sure, I had to tan a few jaws of some pretenders, but it only added to the experience.
Let the games begin, pussies!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2018 11:39:48 GMT -5
Stop dodging me and come to California. After I beat you into a limp state of near death... the illegals and transvestites that run rampant here will treat your butthole like it was the only bicycle in town.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 6, 2018 14:18:46 GMT -5
Stop dodging me and come to California. After I beat you into a limp state of near death... the illegals and transvestites that run rampant here will treat your butthole like it was the only bicycle in town. California sounds pretty gay! And let's be real, no chance anyone from a liberal, pussy state can step up to the champ. I'm not going there just to throw one punch, knock you out, then leave. However, I'd be willing to beat the piss out of all the California posters if I do make it out west. Get vale, oc, matt, graybeard, D-Sub, and purrlinda to all PM their DL's to me and I'll knock the living shit out of each one of you all at the same time! Then I'll bang your girls. Then I'll take a nap. Then I'll bang your girls again. Then I'll probably go home.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2018 15:07:26 GMT -5
That’s what I thought... challenge all the fatties on the east coast and the deaf kid in Missouri.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2018 20:12:10 GMT -5
I'd step up to defend the east coast fatties but I'm just a chicken crap piece of crap.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 2:00:22 GMT -5
I'd step up to defend the east coast fatties but I'm just a chicken crap piece of crap. You wouldn’t pass the drug test
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Post by slaytan on Mar 7, 2018 5:30:25 GMT -5
You don’t have to beat me up, you can just fuck my girl
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 8:51:48 GMT -5
I'd step up to defend the east coast fatties but I'm just a chicken crap piece of crap. You wouldn’t pass the drug test True. But I still don't think weed is performance enhancing. So I might not be able to fight him but I will stand in the driveway debating for hours.
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Post by PatSox on Mar 7, 2018 9:50:39 GMT -5
Smelly ass Bills fans usually have an awful time when they come to New England, so I advise you and your gay little 'passeport' keep your sights lower on that map, like you planned
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 10:08:12 GMT -5
Smelly ass Bills fans usually have an awful time when they come to New England, so I advise you and your gay little 'passeport' keep your sights lower on that map, like you planned He lost 3 times to the Bills... he fucking sucks
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 10:13:06 GMT -5
Just as I suspected!
A lot of internet tough guys but nobody is willing to PM their DL. Even Jackel is being a pussy and not booking any gyms for us to throw down in. And he keeps saying he wants to learn...
I hope one of you goofs steps up this year. I don't want to have to get my aggression out by beating the piss out of everyone at the Food Lion again (sorry Tapout).
Looks like there is a bit if an east vs. west beef on the boards. That might make for a great battle royal!
vale, get the camera crew ready!
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 10:17:29 GMT -5
Smelly ass Bills fans usually have an awful time when they come to New England, so I advise you and your gay little 'passeport' keep your sights lower on that map, like you planned What/where the fuck is New England anyways? Being an Irish citizen, nothing would please me more than beating the piss out of everyone in New England. Darth Bill better start getting a game plan together to stop my Voyage of Destruction!
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 11:16:30 GMT -5
You don’t have to beat me up, you can just fuck my girl Thanks. I think. Pics or GTFO!
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Post by agrappleaday on Mar 7, 2018 11:24:08 GMT -5
Stop dodging me and come to California. After I beat you into a limp state of near death... the illegals and transvestites that run rampant here will treat your butthole like it was the only bicycle in town. California sounds pretty gay! And let's be real, no chance anyone from a liberal, pussy state can step up to the champ. I'm not going there just to throw one punch, knock you out, then leave. However, I'd be willing to beat the piss out of all the California posters if I do make it out west. Get vale, oc, matt, graybeard, D-Sub, and purrlinda to all PM their DL's to me and I'll knock the living shit out of each one of you all at the same time! Then I'll bang your girls. Then I'll take a nap. Then I'll bang your girls again. Then I'll probably go home. I see what you did here. Smart. Self-preserving even.
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Post by HumanAgent on Mar 7, 2018 14:04:39 GMT -5
California sounds pretty gay! And let's be real, no chance anyone from a liberal, pussy state can step up to the champ. I'm not going there just to throw one punch, knock you out, then leave. However, I'd be willing to beat the piss out of all the California posters if I do make it out west. Get vale, oc, matt, graybeard, D-Sub, and purrlinda to all PM their DL's to me and I'll knock the living shit out of each one of you all at the same time! Then I'll bang your girls. Then I'll take a nap. Then I'll bang your girls again. Then I'll probably go home. I see what you did here. Smart. Self-preserving even. Don't you live in Jacksonville?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 14:18:46 GMT -5
Let’s meet in Missouri and after I use your face as bed for my balls to take a nap on jackel can cook up some duck jizz French fries for a snack.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 14:47:33 GMT -5
Let’s meet in Missouri and after I use your face as bed for my balls to take a nap on jackel can cook up some duck jizz French fries for a snack. Yep, Californians are definitely gay.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 16:09:11 GMT -5
Let’s meet in Missouri and after I use your face as bed for my balls to take a nap on jackel can cook up some duck jizz French fries for a snack. Yep, Californians are definitely gay. Scared... all talk just like this forum has known for a decade
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 16:20:45 GMT -5
Yep, Californians are definitely gay. Scared... all talk just like this forum has known for a decade Scared? Nah, not in the least. Creeped out by a guy who wants to rest his balls on my face and then hang out with Jackel and his duck jizz? Definitely.
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Post by Angelo on Mar 7, 2018 16:26:51 GMT -5
No duck jizz tonight. Slow roasted pork shoulder grilled cheeses, some butter glazed carrots. Tomorrow a sweet chili congee with ginger chicken.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 16:48:40 GMT -5
Scared... all talk just like this forum has known for a decade Scared? Nah, not in the least. Creeped out by a guy who wants to rest his balls on my face and then hang out with Jackel and his duck jizz? Definitely. Keep backing up. Maybe you and Imasayin can buy each other trophies for being the biggest pussies in the OD.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 17:54:00 GMT -5
Scared? Nah, not in the least. Creeped out by a guy who wants to rest his balls on my face and then hang out with Jackel and his duck jizz? Definitely. Keep backing up. Maybe you and Imasayin can buy each other trophies for being the biggest pussies in the OD. PM me your DL. After I beat the fuck out of you I'm heading to Sacramento to smack the Diaz brothers around. Then we'll get high. Then we'll complete a triathlon. Then we'll send Jake Shields to your house so you can roll with him.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 18:18:23 GMT -5
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 18:23:26 GMT -5
Wait, you're Mexican? I always thought you were black.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 18:25:40 GMT -5
Wait, you're Mexican? I always thought you were black. Asian brain, black physical advantages, Brown work ethic, white business sense.
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Post by johncfc on Mar 7, 2018 18:48:55 GMT -5
Wait, you're Mexican? I always thought you were black. Asian brain, black physical advantages, Brown work ethic, white business sense. Yeah, I could see that. Asian brain = Asian dummy who fought Sugar on the weekend. Black physical advantages = swimming ability Brown work ethic = Ghandi (lazy ducker never had a job) White business sense = Jackel's business plans.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 20:35:02 GMT -5
Fucking Canadians... live on the same continent as us, and have only managed to accumulate 1/10,000th the wealth we have. Maybe you should spend less time fucking seal pups and riding our coattails, and more time sucking sap out of those trees you guys are so obsessed with.
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Post by adamg01 on Mar 7, 2018 22:30:50 GMT -5
Fucking Canadians... live on the same continent as us, and have only managed to accumulate 1/10,000th the wealth we have. Maybe you should spend less time fucking seal pups and riding our coattails, and more time sucking sap out of those trees you guys are so obsessed with. Holy shit! A little harsh eh?
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Post by agrappleaday on Mar 7, 2018 22:34:37 GMT -5
I see what you did here. Smart. Self-preserving even. Don't you live in Jacksonville? No. I am in Northern California, originally born in MA but lived here pretty much my whole life. If I did live in Jacksonville however, staying away would still be a pretty safe call.
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Post by Makalu G on Mar 8, 2018 0:21:55 GMT -5
I remember once, my cousin in Italy needed help with their Chinese restaurant. I went there and these organized crime thugs tried roughing us up to force us to sell the joint. Let me tell you... me and those waiters kicked some major ass. I ended up fighting their top-guy to the death in the world famous Roman Colosseum. Dude was pretty legit. Good times...
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