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Post by Baph on Sept 23, 2016 0:05:25 GMT -5
Would recommend getting MCT oil from Caveman Coffee (google it you lazy fuck sticks). Co-owned by Tait Fletcher and Keith Jardine. Great quality stuff. Helping some former fighters with a small business venture. I do two cups every a.m. Grass-fed butter, MCT, a pinch of cinnamon, blend to emulsion, serve hot and frothy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 10:38:18 GMT -5
Vegetarian and even vegan are pretty damn good. I'm sure in Vegas they proably have some amazing places. It would help you out a lot Rocky. I'm doing just fine...down 15 pounds so far this year. I eat a he'll of a lot more fruits and veggies than I ever did. A mango a day keeps me pooping just fine. Its beyond how good you can shit. Just sounds like you may find some benefits for your issues Just saying, humor it and give it a shot. I'll buy your meal if it sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2016 11:00:56 GMT -5
Caveman coffee isn't the bullshit that that nut was peddling on Rogan's podcast is it? I don't listen to Rogan anymore, but I think I remember him even questioning that guy's claims after having him on a couple of times. I don't think it was Caveman though, I think it was something else. My mind is fucking gone.
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Sept 23, 2016 12:28:29 GMT -5
Caveman coffee isn't the bullshit that that nut was peddling on Rogan's podcast is it? I don't listen to Rogan anymore, but I think I remember him even questioning that guy's claims after having him on a couple of times. I don't think it was Caveman though, I think it was something else. My mind is fucking gone.
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Post by FAQer on Sept 23, 2016 15:15:18 GMT -5
Caveman coffee isn't the bullshit that that nut was peddling on Rogan's podcast is it? I don't listen to Rogan anymore, but I think I remember him even questioning that guy's claims after having him on a couple of times. I don't think it was Caveman though, I think it was something else. My mind is fucking gone. No, that was Upgraded Coffee. It was good coffee, but he was bullshitting everyone about his "special process" and yada yada yada. I'm back to buying coffee at my local supermarket based on how it tastes. I still hit it with the MCT oil and occasionally GF butter. I don't care if it's good or bad for me, it tastes fucking delicious and cleans my ass out reeeaal proper.
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Post by FAQer on Sept 28, 2016 21:54:08 GMT -5
Today i drank some Kombucha on top of my acidophilus, drank a fiber bombed a protein shake, and then met friend for Mexican. Only had a small cheese dip, but I almost shit my Marky Marks before I left. Ran to the bathroom and deposited my soul. First time ever that I didn't hover dump or lay down ass bibs. Just wiped and sat. Need some time to process this further π
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2016 1:48:37 GMT -5
Today i drank some Kombucha on top of my acidophilus, drank a fiber bombed a protein shake, and then met friend for Mexican. Only had a small cheese dip, but I almost shit my Marky Marks before I left. Ran to the bathroom and deposited my soul. First time ever that I didn't hover dump or lay down ass bibs. Just wiped and sat. Need some time to process this further π you chose for your first time to be at a mexican restaurant? i hope you didnt get a splash back, because all mexican toilets have hep abc.... i am not making this up.
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Post by CaveBearOG on Sept 29, 2016 9:17:24 GMT -5
we cant have coffee pots, so i use instant. i make a drink i call ghetto mochaspresso. its 3 tsp. of instant, 1 packet hot chocolate, mixed with 4-6oz of hot tap water. perks me up and boils up a nice breakfast poo :>)
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Sept 29, 2016 10:15:37 GMT -5
If you want a pleasant, sophisticated poop, use the bathroom at your local library.
Also, they have free WiFi if you need to go number 3.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 1, 2016 21:02:27 GMT -5
I'm not exactly having an adventure as much as I am having a problem. I'm currently staying at a hotel while visiting family here in Buffalo New York and the toilet in my hotel room is very strange and I'm not exactly comfortable on it and I'm not having any luck getting a good poo out. I'm flying home tomorrow evening so I need to drop some really good deuces. not quite sure what I'm going to do.
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Post by FAQer on Oct 2, 2016 10:26:16 GMT -5
I feel for people that can't crap away from home. While I need a clean seat, I can literally shit anywhere. Stopped caring when I was in my teens. I actually had an app that dropped pins in all the places I took dumps. I just tried to find it, no luck. Installed iPoop. Looks like the same thing. Actually taking a dump in a hotel right now. Welcome to the list Jackson, TN!!
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Post by CaveBearOG on Oct 2, 2016 12:59:17 GMT -5
At rehab here, we have the industrial type toilets, folks I finally achieved a goal, unintentionally clogging this type of toilet, coulda been aN 8lber, I'm not sure, however I proudly asked around for a plunger, guys didn't believe it, they came from different sections as word spread of my achievement. I was grinning like a gold medal special Olympian. Hands were shook, hugs given. A beary proud night. π
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Post by Hunter on Oct 2, 2016 13:53:11 GMT -5
Do you guys prefer music playing in a public restroom? When I pop a squat, it usually helps me relax.
Some people need music to pee also. Not me, I'm not a shy pee'er. I can literally pee anywhere.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 9:55:53 GMT -5
Nothing better than having a little Mozart playing in the background when you have a really noisy shit. It's like you're part of the orchestra.
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Oct 3, 2016 10:48:20 GMT -5
At rehab here, we have the industrial type toilets, folks I finally achieved a goal, unintentionally clogging this type of toilet, coulda been aN 8lber, I'm not sure, however I proudly asked around for a plunger, guys didn't believe it, they came from different sections as word spread of my achievement. I was grinning like a gold medal special Olympian. Hands were shook, hugs given. A beary proud night. π Wow! Capitalization and punctuation! Good for you, Bear!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2016 11:51:40 GMT -5
I don't need music, but the shower running is what helps me most.
I recently found out that it is the same for my brother and sister. Isn't that weird?
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Post by FAQer on Oct 5, 2016 11:55:10 GMT -5
I don't need music, but the shower running is what helps me most. I recently found out that it is the same for my brother and sister. Isn't that weird? I believe the scientific term is IDP. Inherited Dumping Preferences. I could be wrong.
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Post by vegeta420z on Jul 24, 2018 20:44:57 GMT -5
I was recently househunting with my wife and realtor when my six egg breakfast made a guest appearance. I signaled my wife to distract the realtor outside while I quickly laid some cable. As expected, it came out with a little resistance. However, when I stood up and flushed, nothing happened. I went into panic mode and starting to tamper with everything in the back of the toilet. I quickly realized that the water was turned off, so I was able to turn it back on and easily remove the evidence. Long story short, I ended up buying the house for $44k less than his original asking price and got 1,300sqft more than my last house @$66 a sqft. In fact, I just closed on Friday and nailed my wife on the back patio the same night. I love being a grown up! Kyle, Tony and Floyd are into Scatt play and have had some wild gay shit orgies they will Pm you if you are interested
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Post by FAQer on Apr 2, 2020 14:28:50 GMT -5
No one is laughing at my Hover Dump technique now, huh? Should have been practicing with me all along. Better get those hammies and quads built up asap!
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Post by floater on Apr 2, 2020 21:23:50 GMT -5
HAHA!!! I've been eating too much venison, so my dumps look like, well venison...
also I was the only kid in my high school gym class to make it past 5 minutes on the wall sit.
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