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Post by Lord Abortion on Dec 6, 2016 1:12:11 GMT -5
So I had a fistula growing from my small intestine to my bladder for about a year.
Last week me and Kimi were watching a movie and even though I'd farted out of my dick before, I flat out shit out of my dick. Let's type that again to emphasize the insanity. I SHIT OUT OF MY DICK, GUYS! WOW!
I went to the hospital immediately because you're a fucking dead man if you let something like that go. I get there and they admit me 10 mins after I get there. Literally did a CT scan right through the door and admitted me about ten minutes after. I knew from that things weren't looking good.
They scheduled the surgery for the next day. I've had a bowel surgery before so I thought I knew what I was prepared for but I had no idea.
Not only is it the surgery, I talked about the drug binge I just got off of so my tolerance right now is through the roof. REALLY bad time to have surgery.
I got out of surgery and all the nurses looked terrified. I guess right out of surgery I grabbed one of their hair and said I was going to open her throat. I am the nicest dude alive so this surprised me. They gave me some crazy ass antipsychotic/painkiller that brought me out of that. I was in the easily the worst pain I've ever experienced. Even so, I apologized to the nurse and was real nice. They gave me a pain shot... nothing. They gave me another... still nothing. This area is infested with my breed (junkies) so docs barely give you anything.
Surgeon comes over and shines a light into my eyes after they're mumbling something. He then instructs them to give me yet another shot. The nurse looks baffled. They do it and guess what? Still nothing.
I told her I still felt like I did at first. She told me I was at OD amounts two shots prior. They gave me three shots more.
I get upstairs and finally back to Kimi. My pain level was the most intense thing I've ever felt. I asked why they didn't give me a drip and they said they don't do that for anyone. I was only get a shot of Dilaudid every two hours. Hours have never been longer. Minutes seemed like days. I didn't know how I was going to make it. How that was even possible.
I spent 16 hours like that and they hooked me into a Dilaudid drip. That's the first relief I got. After about half an hour on that the pain was manageable. I had to fight them tooth and nail to keep me on it for three days. For the remainder of the stay (lost the drip on day three) I got a shot of Dilaudid every 3 hours and a Percocet 10 every four. The last couple days it was just that Percocet.
The final tally of what they did is this: Removed the inflammation that destroyed my intestines (a foot and a half of the small bowel, a foot of the large), my bladder had grown almost completely into my small intestine so it had to be rebuilt. It's smaller now but I can piss on my own. They also had to rebuilt the ureter from my kidney to my bladder because it was also destroyed. I was literally three or four weeks from death. If I keep it up (not taking care of the Crohn's) I have maybe a year or two to live, tops.
Everything turned out. I have a second chance. The surgery was successful and I'm home as of a few hours ago. I got hooked up with an awesome Crohn's specialist who is also ivy league educated. He wants to read some of my writing. He's pretty sure he can either get me a writing job or get something published. I really have a new shot at life at here. I'm gonna take it.
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Post by boboplata on Dec 6, 2016 1:29:42 GMT -5
God gave you unbearable pain so you can get a writing gig.
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Dec 6, 2016 1:31:00 GMT -5
Post by Spencer on Dec 6, 2016 1:31:00 GMT -5
Jesus Christ man....so glad to hear you pulled through and wishing you the best of course, but it sounds like this is a time for some heavy soul searching. Your family needs you for the long term, and now you're at a serious enough health point where a relapse could just straight up finish you. Be strong, be smart. We're all pulling for you!
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Dec 6, 2016 1:34:43 GMT -5
Post by Angelo on Dec 6, 2016 1:34:43 GMT -5
Glad you are okay man, and good luck on the new career.
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Dec 6, 2016 2:38:34 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 2:38:34 GMT -5
Jeez man, I'm really sorry to hear about all that.
I was cringing reading that.
I really hope you are able to take care of yourself so you feel better.
That's pretty cool about the writing gig.
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Dec 6, 2016 9:00:20 GMT -5
Post by Elissa on Dec 6, 2016 9:00:20 GMT -5
Oh man, that sucks to hear! BUT I'm glad you got through it and feel better now! Take care of yourself LA. And good luck on your writing
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Dec 6, 2016 10:53:22 GMT -5
Post by PatSox on Dec 6, 2016 10:53:22 GMT -5
Holy crap, chopped. Glad you went when you did. Get better man
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Dec 6, 2016 10:54:17 GMT -5
Post by Angelo on Dec 6, 2016 10:54:17 GMT -5
That could have wound up the most awkward facial ever
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Dec 6, 2016 11:10:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 11:10:21 GMT -5
Fuck that had have been scary. I'm glad you are ok man.
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Dec 6, 2016 12:18:30 GMT -5
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Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Dec 6, 2016 12:18:30 GMT -5
Holy crap, chopped. Glad you went when you did. Get better man Ol Chopper's just fine and dandy. You got your Wahoo's mixed up. Glad to hear you're doing better, LA. Your wife must really love you if she's staying with a crapping dick.
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Dec 6, 2016 12:59:59 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 12:59:59 GMT -5
Glad you're ok bro.
Now for the other part.
Probably time to get off the drugs and get busy actually living. Your writing could get you out of WV and away from the drug culture you live in. That stuff is starting to kill you. I cannot imagine the Hell that is your guts. Crohn's on top of opioid constipation is nothing to make light of at all. That's a literal perfect shit storm. You're lucky you aren't dead right now, and if you keep on clogging your inflamed intestines with heroin laced ScottyShit, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
You're the forum's little baby as you started posting with the rest of us dickheads when you were still a child. You're a man now bud. Time to start acting like one because the choices you make now have a direct impact on people that you are responsible for. (This is why I couldn't send Kimi any money when she asked. You ripped through 20K like a bullet through wine dude. She was hungry because of that choice you made, and I felt bad, but that was on you bro.)
I say all of this because I care about what happens to you. Get up off the floor and use your impressive mind for something other than a punching bag.
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Dec 6, 2016 13:10:50 GMT -5
Post by agrappleaday on Dec 6, 2016 13:10:50 GMT -5
Damn LA, that was tough to read. Awesome to hear that you're still alive. Take care of yourself man, fuck. Hopefully the writing thing opens up some awesome doors and you find a new start. Best of luck.
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Dec 6, 2016 13:17:22 GMT -5
Post by PatSox on Dec 6, 2016 13:17:22 GMT -5
Holy crap, chopped. Glad you went when you did. Get better man Ol Chopper's just fine and dandy. You got your Wahoo's mixed up. Glad to hear you're doing better, LA. Your wife must really love you if she's staying with a crapping dick. Ha, I totally did It was such a harrowing tale, I lost one of the main details. So correction, Get better LA And chopped, glad you're okay too
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Dec 6, 2016 13:17:55 GMT -5
Post by Baph on Dec 6, 2016 13:17:55 GMT -5
Pics or GTFO.
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Dec 6, 2016 13:22:22 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 13:22:22 GMT -5
I had my own little death scare five years ago (stroke) so I can relate. Congratulations on pulling through successfully.
And it sounds like a new lifestyle is on the agenda. Best wishes with that; I hope you can turn it all around.
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Dec 6, 2016 13:55:30 GMT -5
Post by Lord Abortion on Dec 6, 2016 13:55:30 GMT -5
Glad you're ok bro. Now for the other part. Probably time to get off the drugs and get busy actually living. Your writing could get you out of WV and away from the drug culture you live in. That stuff is starting to kill you. I cannot imagine the Hell that is your guts. Crohn's on top of opioid constipation is nothing to make light of at all. That's a literal perfect shit storm. You're lucky you aren't dead right now, and if you keep on clogging your inflamed intestines with heroin laced ScottyShit, YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. You're the forum's little baby as you started posting with the rest of us dickheads when you were still a child. You're a man now bud. Time to start acting like one because the choices you make now have a direct impact on people that you are responsible for. (This is why I couldn't send Kimi any money when she asked. You ripped through 20K like a bullet through wine dude. She was hungry because of that choice you made, and I felt bad, but that was on you bro.) I say all of this because I care about what happens to you. Get up off the floor and use your impressive mind for something other than a punching bag. This is all true and those are my goals, man. The thing is, that constipation due to opioids is something I've never experienced. Not once. Even in that month spending 20k on dope I still shit water the entire time. I haven't shit solid in YEARS. I was honest with the docs about my drug use. None of this had anything to do with drugs. I've left the Crohn's completely unchecked. I don't have a doctor for it. I don't take meds for it. I don't do anything for it. I just let it happen like a retard. That's why this happened. I'm still cleaning up though, don't worry. That's not even hard anymore, oddly enough. I was making a good effort, had went through the withdrawal and then this happened. This almost helped that in a way. Also, thanks everyone for the well wishes. I really do appreciate it. Funny someone mentioned Kimi staying with me. It was a joke but I got to give the chick props for a minute. She didn't leave the hospital once. Not for a minute. I tried to get her to go home, told her I'd be alright but she just slept in the chair beside me the whole time. She did a lot of the stuff you should have nurses doing (cleaning my catheter, sponge bathing, all that shit). I don't know how I got so lucky in the wife department.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:05:50 GMT -5
Post by ocmmafan on Dec 6, 2016 14:05:50 GMT -5
Dude - that's insane. Glad you're pulling out of it and sounding strong. I call some of my friends shit-dick and now I literally know one! Hang in there bro! 2017 will be a much better year.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:25:34 GMT -5
Post by peAk on Dec 6, 2016 14:25:34 GMT -5
Crazy story, glad you are okay!
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Dec 6, 2016 14:29:03 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 14:29:03 GMT -5
I'm glad you've got a second chance here LA. Not everyone gets one. You've got a marketable skill in your writing. It can and will take you places if you stay committed to not getting in your own way. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in getting to a place where your life can continue on for another 30 or 40 years.
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Dec 6, 2016 15:21:21 GMT -5
Post by CHOPPEDnSCREWED on Dec 6, 2016 15:21:21 GMT -5
Ol Chopper's just fine and dandy. You got your Wahoo's mixed up. Glad to hear you're doing better, LA. Your wife must really love you if she's staying with a crapping dick. Ha, I totally did It was such a harrowing tale, I lost one of the main details. So correction, Get better LA And chopped, glad you're okay too Not your fault. We all look the same anyway.
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Post by Baph on Dec 6, 2016 15:44:25 GMT -5
I've heard of fucking the shit out of someone, but this is ridiculous.
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Dec 6, 2016 17:35:59 GMT -5
Post by Lord Abortion on Dec 6, 2016 17:35:59 GMT -5
Surgery went great though, guys. I should've had that catheter in for another week at least. I was supposed to wear it home. They took it out yesterday before I left. They can't believe I smoke because the surgeon referred to my healing rate as "inhuman". Said he's never seen anyone heal at this rate before. If I didn't smoke I'd probably be the fucking Wolverine.
I don't have any pain meds and I'm doing alright. They didn't send me home with anything. I am fucking SORE to say the least. I have about 80 staples from the incision in my stomach. It goes from about three inches above my belly button to right above my dick.
A real cool thing, GRRM gave me a call in the hospital to make sure I was alright. The phone rang, I didn't feel like talking to ANYONE and I told Kimi to tell whoever it was that I was asleep. She answered and I heard her be like, "George who?" and she then goes, "Holy shit!... :giggles: uh... hi... Oh my god... you want to take this one!" so that was cool of him. He hadn't talked to me in a few weeks. A bit of that was my withdrawal but I hadn't talked any football with him or Hugo stuff in awhile so he got concerned. Found out I was in the hospital and gave me a call.
He asked if there was anything he could to do help that I shouldn't hesitate to ask him. I said, "Get the fucking book done! This stay would've been so much easier with Winds in my hands..." and he just laughed then reminded me what a difficult year 2016 has been for that. He sounded facetious in it though. I think he meant his liberal retard candidate losing to Trump. By the way he acted, I think Winds of Winter is finished. He said, "I think you might be pleasantly surprised during your recovery but who knows at this point?" so not only do I have an online friendship with the guy, I have his number now. I wasn't sure if I was an actual friend to him or what but this confirms it. It's stupid, but it just stokes the hell out of me that that guy likes me. He's one of my idols as far as writing goes (we fight tooth and nail about politics, couldn't be farther from one another on that). I hope I can send him a published book soon. I know he'd be proud of me. I've known him a few years now. Never mention that I write too often. He knows that I do but I never bring anything up. Don't wanna be that, "Oh please get this published for me" loser. I'm sure he has enough of those people around him. I'm also critical of his writing at times. Kimi thinks that's why he took to me. I'm sure he's surrounded by yes men but I'm not one of them.
Either way, just bragging that the greatest writer of our generation (possibly the last couple centuries) threw me a get well call. lol
Also, where I talk so little about my writing I told him about that doctor I met with publishing connects and he was like, "You've NEVER published ANYTHING, Scotty? That's a damn shame." so you never know with that either. I didn't know he wasn't aware I've never been published. I guess knowing I make my living writing, he just assumed I had been.
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Post by Lord Abortion on Dec 6, 2016 17:53:14 GMT -5
I'm glad you've got a second chance here LA. Not everyone gets one. You've got a marketable skill in your writing. It can and will take you places if you stay committed to not getting in your own way. I wish you nothing but the best of luck in getting to a place where your life can continue on for another 30 or 40 years. These are good points. Drugs aside, I'm my own worst enemy. I always been. Even if it wasn't drugs holding me back, I always find some way to sabotage my success. I have a gift of a brain and I just waste it time and time again. They tell people, "You can be anything you want" and it's a crock of shit for most but it was definitely true for me. Now, for at least the last ten years I've acted like I'm so old man who already got passed by in life. That it's too late to succeed. That's a fucking cop out. That's where the drugs did cripple me. I got lucky that they haven't even bothered me physically. I've abused for years and have zero damage to show for it. Being sober here (other than that quarter I split over four days to take the edge of withdrawal) has given me a new mind. My real mind. It's not clouded by the dope anymore. I realize I'm fucking 30 years old. It isn't too late for anything. I should have years and years ahead of me. I'm sure I do. I've wasted my potential up to this point but that ends now. I feel so positive without the drugs. I haven't been this clean since I was fourteen, like I said. I thought I had all these different mental issues or whatnot and it turns out my mind is solid as fuck. Still eccentric and quirky but that negative voice either died when I quit the drugs or didn't make it out of the surgery. I'm sitting here in crazy pain and I'm not worried about drugs. I'm worried about life and thinking off all the shit I can do with it. Which, you know me as good as anyone here, is a lot. No point not to do it. Stay tuned, I'm about to fuck shit up in a very good way over the next year. Gonna take all that potential, crank it into overdrive and accomplish greatness. It's within my reach. It really is. 2017 is gonna be the Year of the Lord.
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Dec 6, 2016 19:19:56 GMT -5
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Post by boboplata on Dec 6, 2016 19:19:56 GMT -5
Get well man, and think of a pretentious name for your pen name.
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Dec 6, 2016 19:22:56 GMT -5
Post by CaveBearOG on Dec 6, 2016 19:22:56 GMT -5
man, i hope like hell this writing gig works out, but i hope even more you realize not many of us , people like us, get second,third, and fourth chances , make it work brother. please.
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Dec 7, 2016 0:18:07 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2016 0:18:07 GMT -5
I hate reading shit like this... sounds like such a horrible spiral. I hope you get out of the lifestyle that is going to kill you.
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Dec 7, 2016 0:24:12 GMT -5
Post by matt on Dec 7, 2016 0:24:12 GMT -5
Hover dumping and peeing at the same exact time...that's a game changer...
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Dec 7, 2016 0:56:52 GMT -5
Post by Faydee on Dec 7, 2016 0:56:52 GMT -5
holy fuck... follow that Dr's order and i want to read your stuff if you care to share
glad you are on the mend
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Dec 7, 2016 2:21:47 GMT -5
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Post by floater on Dec 7, 2016 2:21:47 GMT -5
Please ask the crohns specialist about the ELISA testing that I suggested a while back.
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Dec 7, 2016 3:19:00 GMT -5
Post by Lord Abortion on Dec 7, 2016 3:19:00 GMT -5
Get well man, and think of a pretentious name for your pen name. Oh I've had that for years. S. Scott Stephens Always wrote under that (as long as it isn't smut).
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