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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 30, 2021 11:17:04 GMT -5
Do all virute signalers go to heaven?
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Post by verbal0knit on Jan 31, 2021 11:42:39 GMT -5
The Clawhammer Master.
Straight from the set of Hee Haw...
He might have yellow eyes, but he ain't no communist,
Grandpa Jones.
Are You From Dixie
Mountain Dew
I'm No Communist
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 5, 2021 12:03:57 GMT -5
Someone better call 9-1-1, because this dude just murdered that saxophone.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 7, 2021 14:30:19 GMT -5
You ever date, fall in love, or marry the same woman twice?
Yep, I've made that mistake before.
Only thing I can tell you about that, is if she's a bitch and a ho the first time around, then she's definitely gonna be a bitch and a ho the second time around, too.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 10, 2021 19:24:06 GMT -5
The saga of the Broken Hearted Cowboy continues...
This time its Bob Fryfogle and his 1962 hit song, Six Feet Under.
Because when your woman's gone, and all you got left is a broken heart, The only thing left to do... is bury it, Six Feet Under, Down In the cold cold ground, Where she won't be found.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 12, 2021 11:59:27 GMT -5
Well, here we are, at the end of our broken hearted cowboy saga. But don't worry, cowpolk, because the end is actually just the beginning of eternal togetherness...
Deathmask Divine
Quite possibly, and maybe definitely the greatest love song ever written. And no, not because of the wicked fucking guitar solo in the middle of the song. But becuase it offers some real-life, usable advice for all us broken hearted cowboys out there. And since I'm a solution's oriented kinda guy, I can really appreciate a good piece of advice... So, if your irresistible charms and rugged good looks can't get her to stay, well, make her stay... Forever, in death.
With lyrics:
Official live video:
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Post by slaytan on Feb 12, 2021 15:36:37 GMT -5
skip to 34:40, but the whole thing is great
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 13, 2021 16:52:21 GMT -5
Misfits + Evil Dead = best way to spend 3 minutes of my life, ever.
The guitar is basic AF but god damn, I love that tone.
"If I cut off your arms, and I cut off your legs... would you still love me anyway?"
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 14, 2021 17:56:13 GMT -5
Honestly though, getting hung up on broads is pretty lame. Rookie mistake.
So you know what, forget Fryfogle's advice. And forget the Black Dahlia Murder's advice.
And take this advice from Jimmy Jay instead... Run Wild(while you're young) and do what you wanna do.
Also, I'm pretty sure Pat Boone stole the piano riff from this song for his Moody River.
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Post by verbal0knit on Feb 16, 2021 0:47:27 GMT -5
Always be searching, never be stagnant.
Always evolve, never remain the same.
Whitey Gallagher
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Post by soundoff on Mar 4, 2021 22:38:42 GMT -5
Very late to see this. Really sad to see it as well. RIP CB.
At the same time, it’s great to see all these familiar names again. Hope everyone is doing well! It’s been a long time.
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Post by boboplata on Mar 5, 2021 1:32:32 GMT -5
Very late to see this. Really sad to see it as well. RIP CB. At the same time, it’s great to see all these familiar names again. Hope everyone is doing well! It’s been a long time. sup?
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da prez
New Member
Drunk As Fuck
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Post by da prez on Feb 14, 2022 16:02:12 GMT -5
Been 2 years.
R.I.P.
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Post by Fasthands25 on Feb 22, 2022 2:23:11 GMT -5
All r glories self made neegir
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