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Post by Premier on Apr 21, 2018 17:03:28 GMT -5
What do you want your family to do with your body? Cremate you? Or burry you? If burry you, where? Any place special to you? Maybe near another loved one?
Some might not care. After all, who gives a fuck? You are dead. But for the sake of conversation, what would be your wishes?
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Post by Premier on Apr 21, 2018 17:07:25 GMT -5
What do you want your family to do with your body? Cremate you? Or burry you? If burry you, where? Any place special to you? Maybe near another loved one? Some might not care. After all, who gives a fuck? You are dead. But for the sake of conversation, what would be your wishes? I used to say that I want to be cremated. But now i am going to change my will to take my body to the Dominican Republic and burry me next to my grandmother.
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Post by Angelo on Apr 21, 2018 17:33:25 GMT -5
Keep me on vents until there is a way to revive me.
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Post by kristhegreasedpig on Apr 21, 2018 17:40:47 GMT -5
Creamate me, turn the carbon in my body into one or two diamonds, and inset them into thumb studs of a folding Kris knife made with the hardware removed from my legs and Damascus steel I’ve forged, depending on how far I get in making it before I die. That way I can be at all family events for hopefully generations, finally be something beautiful as two diamonds, and I also get the benefit of being able to haunt my family forever!!! Bwa ha ha ha!!
I wanted to be thrown in the woods to decompose, but can’t do that so why not go big.
Plus I’m dead then, I don’t really give a shit do I??
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Post by daywork on Apr 21, 2018 17:50:30 GMT -5
I'll be sent back to Jersey, and placed next to my son in a family crypt. My wife will also end up there too.
With the population expanding so fast. I wonder if there will be a choice in 50 years from now. I'm thinking land space might be all filled up.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 17:56:00 GMT -5
Do a really good job of taxidermy on my body and keep me in a closet for special occasions with as few people as possible knowing about it.
Then bring me out randomly like at dinners or shit or even drive me out to places in public and just put me in a chair and wait to see people's reactions.
Also they should make temporary attempts at sending electrical currents through me and seeing if they can do a 21st century Frakenstein kind of deal.
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Post by andrewk1988 on Apr 21, 2018 17:56:58 GMT -5
Bury me with no casket.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 18:29:59 GMT -5
Cremated and ashes dropped in 3 different spots...
Backside of mammoth mountain Pacific Ocean Colorado River
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Post by andrewk1988 on Apr 21, 2018 18:54:23 GMT -5
Cremated and ashes dropped in 3 different spots... Backside of mammoth mountain Pacific Ocean Colorado River That kind of thing always seemed like a bit of a burden to put on your loved ones after you're gone. Pretty selfish and inconsiderate. But, to each their own and I hope you end up where you want.
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Post by johncfc on Apr 21, 2018 19:03:55 GMT -5
I'd let bobo eat me.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 19:37:50 GMT -5
Cremate and put me on my hunting property on a point that is 1,000 feet up overlooking the river that splits it. Beautiful spot and hopefully my kids never sell the place and I have company down the road.
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Post by Premier on Apr 21, 2018 19:38:41 GMT -5
Keep me on vents until there is a way to revive me. Who's gonna pay for that?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 19:41:39 GMT -5
Keep me on vents until there is a way to revive me. How's that even possible if you just die in your sleep or whatever? I'd guess usually that isn't possible except when someone is well aware you are dying and they decide ahead of time to do that. I also don't understand why, like what, under the off chance science evolves while you are on vents till they can find a way to make you live forever LOL? Don't you think that's a pretty selfish request?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2018 20:12:40 GMT -5
Cremated and ashes dropped in 3 different spots... Backside of mammoth mountain Pacific Ocean Colorado River That kind of thing always seemed like a bit of a burden to put on your loved ones after you're gone. Pretty selfish and inconsiderate. But, to each their own and I hope you end up where you want. Wasn't a burden on any of us for a couple of other friends that asked to be dropped in 2 of the 3 spots. Maybe you just have never had solid enough friends and family...or have never been respected enough by said friends and family?
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Post by andrewk1988 on Apr 21, 2018 20:57:09 GMT -5
That kind of thing always seemed like a bit of a burden to put on your loved ones after you're gone. Pretty selfish and inconsiderate. But, to each their own and I hope you end up where you want. Wasn't a burden on any of us for a couple of other friends that asked to be dropped in 2 of the 3 spots. Maybe you just have never had solid enough friends and family...or have never been respected enough by said friends and family? I have as long of tenured and loyal friends as a guy can have. Probably because I'm not a selfish prick and don't do things like put my bullshit afterlife desires on them.
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Post by nickcage on Apr 21, 2018 21:21:03 GMT -5
Wasn't a burden on any of us for a couple of other friends that asked to be dropped in 2 of the 3 spots. Maybe you just have never had solid enough friends and family...or have never been respected enough by said friends and family? I have as long of tenured and loyal friends as a guy can have. Probably because I'm not a selfish prick and don't do things like put my bullshit afterlife desires on them. That seems like a reach. It’s not like he’s forcing people at gun point from Beyond the grave to attend. My uncle asked to have ashes thrown off the shores of Cape Cod after he passed. I didn’t feel any burden to fly out to be apart of it. Lots of family members didn’t come. That’s nothing to look down on them for. Reasonable request imo.
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Post by andrewk1988 on Apr 21, 2018 21:41:17 GMT -5
I have as long of tenured and loyal friends as a guy can have. Probably because I'm not a selfish prick and don't do things like put my bullshit afterlife desires on them. That seems like a reach. It’s not like he’s forcing people at gun point from Beyond the grave to attend. My uncle asked to have ashes thrown off the shores of Cape Cod after he passed. I didn’t feel any burden to fly out to be apart of it. Lots of family members didn’t come. That’s nothing to look down on them for. Reasonable request imo. I don't really have anything against whatever you want to do. I'm just giving Vale shit.
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Post by Premier on Apr 21, 2018 23:40:59 GMT -5
Do a really good job of taxidermy on my body and keep me in a closet for special occasions with as few people as possible knowing about it. Then bring me out randomly like at dinners or shit or even drive me out to places in public and just put me in a chair and wait to see people's reactions. Also they should make temporary attempts at sending electrical currents through me and seeing if they can do a 21st century Frakenstein kind of deal. Thats a thing in Indonesia. This village keeps their dead at home and bring them out for special occasions. Check out thia article: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428066/Indonesian-villagers-corpses-relatives-home.html
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Post by Premier on Apr 21, 2018 23:58:10 GMT -5
And then there's this funeral option.... Seen it in the news; mostly Puerto Ricans. But its not like tradition. Just something that has come in vogue in the past 10 years or so. They prop up your body in a pose doing something that you liked doing....like playing cards or Dominos or riding a motorcycle. Except the last guy. That dude probably just liked to stand around looking tough. So they just had him in a corner posted up....last picture.
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Post by Premier on Apr 22, 2018 0:02:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 0:14:53 GMT -5
Do a really good job of taxidermy on my body and keep me in a closet for special occasions with as few people as possible knowing about it. Then bring me out randomly like at dinners or shit or even drive me out to places in public and just put me in a chair and wait to see people's reactions. Also they should make temporary attempts at sending electrical currents through me and seeing if they can do a 21st century Frakenstein kind of deal. Thats a thing in Indonesia. This village keeps their dead at home and bring them out for special occasions. Check out thia article: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428066/Indonesian-villagers-corpses-relatives-home.htmlThat’s funny although my idea is really to use my body to freak people out when they aren’t ready to see a dead body lol.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 8:26:07 GMT -5
That’s some weird shit...
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Post by CaveBearOG on Apr 22, 2018 10:27:37 GMT -5
I already have a spot next to my Father in my hometown cemetery.
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Post by slaytan on Apr 22, 2018 10:41:25 GMT -5
I’d like to be fed to animals, but not captive animals. Chum the water, give me to sharks; drop me off on the banks of the Nile, or lay me down in an open Serengeti field
edit: and those vato funerals show the limitations of embalming. All looked terrible, except maybe the dude on the bike. Disgusting
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2018 13:20:59 GMT -5
Put me in a space suit, strap me into a Tesla, and fire me into outer space.
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Post by PatSox on Apr 22, 2018 17:07:54 GMT -5
Drop me in a fucking ditch. What do I care? I'm dead
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Post by javier on Apr 23, 2018 3:27:33 GMT -5
I'm just going to get cremated and put into a spot that I bought when my parents were buying their burial spots. It does make me wonder what is going to happen as we start running out of space? Eventually cemeteries will fill up due to population growth and then it'll be interesting to see where it goes from there with no additional cemeteries.
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Post by MMAJim on Apr 23, 2018 10:26:52 GMT -5
Without getting too weird here, I would say I've been strongly convinced by some personal experience that there is an energy element to our existence. Our physical experience here affects that energy element so life is not pointless here.
Long intro to saying, burn me. Just a notch above throw me in a ditch, but maybe not for the who cares you;re dead perspective.
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Post by Premier on Apr 29, 2018 19:43:56 GMT -5
There's some people out there that are not organ donors, because they want to keep their organs in case they need it in the afterlife.
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Post by MMAJim on Apr 30, 2018 10:54:55 GMT -5
They can't see us asshole, we're in the spirit world.
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